Sakurai: I am going to add another new character to Smash Ultimate!
Connor: No!!!
Sakurai: But why not?
Connor: Because the last three you added killed four fighters!
Sakurai: Oh that was all just an acci—
Connor: Look, first Ridley killed Mario and Mega Man, then the grim reaper killed Luigi—
Sakurai: oh he's fine.
Connor: BULLSHIT! I DON'T CARE WHAT LIED YOU'RE PUTTING ON TWITTER TO COMFORT THE FANS! Anyway, then King K. Rool killed King Dedede!
Sakurai: Tell you what, let me add one more supah dark character, then I'll add Waluigi!
Connor: Yay! So who's it gonna be?
Bowser: *walks in with a coffee* hey guys—HURK!
*a battle axe goes through his chest, Connor is shocked. Kratos comes up from behind Bowser*
Sakurai: *evil grin* him.
Bowser: Should have gone for the head, asshole! No wait! AAAAA!!!
Connor: NOW HE'S STABBING HIM TO DEATH! NOW HE'S BEATING HIM WITH HIS OWN ARM! NOW HE'S SHOVED HIS BLADE UP HIS ASS SO FAR IT'S COMING OUT HIS MOUTH! NOW HE'S...I CAN'T EVEN SAY THAT IN THIS FANFIC! OH MY GOD!
Kratos: *walks over with Bowser's head* Hey can I keep this?
Sakurai: Sure.
Kratos: Thanks. *tosses head to Atreus* Hold this for me, Boy. *they leave*
Sakurai: So what do you think Connor? ...Connor?
*Connor is passed out*
Waluigi: Am I still in the roster now?
Sakurai: Ha ha ha ha! I think we both know the answer to that question. Get out of here, Assist Trophy.
Waluigi: Awww...
Sakurai: NOW! *whips Waluigi*
Waluigi: WAAAA!! *runs out*
Sakurai: *evil grin as his eyes glow red*
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