Connor: Hey ya'll! Let's react to some fan theories!
Light: I don't like where this is going.
#1: Willie Wonka is a Serial Killer.
Light: Whut?
L: Um...
Connor: Man, why do people have to make every little movie super dark?
Light: Well...I mean, he could be...
Connor: Yeah right! The kids made it at the end of both the original and the Johnny Depp remake!
Lucas: But Connor, he is Sweeney Todd's brother. (See What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix chapter 105)
Connor: Good point.
Willie Wonka: *apparates and stabs Light 8 times with a candy cane*
#2: The Emperor is Darth Vader's father.
Light: Actually, I could see that. I mean, Palpatine did mention that Darth Plagieus taught him how to create life with midi--
Connor: Ah ah ah! You know the rules about the m word!
Light: I mean the force.
Matsuda: Plus it was going to be revealed in the original script that he made Anakin.
Palpatine: Yes. It is true. Lord Vader, I am your father.
Darth Vader: DADDY!
Kylo Ren: GREAT GRANDPA!
#3: Nemo is a figment of Marlin's imagination.
Everyone: NO!
#4: In the Death Note anime, L was actually Beyond Birthday all along.
L: I assure you, I am not Beyond Birthday.
Light: Uh huh. Prove it.
L: Um...
Connor: Come on L. Go on.
L: Uh...*starts sweating* I uh...
Connor: We're just busting your chops buddy. Actually, I based that one chapter where it was revealed that L had been replaced by an imposter for a few weeks off of this theory. I think it's bull, but I wanted to poke fun at it.
Light: Yeah no that was L all along.
Lucas: That's some Muppets Most Wanted s*** right there.
#5: Mario is the villain, Bowser is the hero.
Misa: Please! What kind of hero regularly attacks an entire kingdom and kidnaps its princess on a daily basis?
Light: Yeah no. I don't like this theory.
Connor: Yeah it's bull. Alright, last theory...
#6: Kevin from Home Alone grows up to be the Jigsaw Killer.
Light: Say that again.
Connor: #6: Kevin from Home Alone grows up to be the Jigsaw Killer.
Light: You've...you've gotta be kidding me.
Connor: I know right?
Lucas: I don't know. I'm Santa, and you should have seen some of the traps that kid set up when I stopped at his house last Christmas.
Connor: Look, to me, it doesn't seem likely. I mean, come on. When this theory got posted, do you think the creator even heard them-self say it out loud?
Light: Yeah it's pretty stupid.
Connor: It has inspired me though. This Christmas, I may post a new story, in which a grown-up Kevin McCallister meets Jigsaw and they have a battle of wits and traps.
Lucas: Damn.
Connor: Well, that's all the fan theories for today!
What's the craziest fan theory you've ever heard? Let me know in the comments!
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