*Connor and Captain America walk in. Cap has a bar of soap.*
Light: What are you two doing?
Cap: We recently found some scenes in kids cartoons with swearing. So we're going to go take care of it.
Connor: Let's go. First, we time travel.
*Connor and Cap time travel to Clone Wars.*
Clone Trooper: What the hell was that?
Connor: Ah ah ah.
Cap: Language! *takes Clone's helmet off and shoves bar of soap in his mouth.*
Connor: Also, tell your time period's me not to get tangled up with Ahsoka.
Clone Trooper: Uh...sure.
Connor: NEXT STOP!
*They time travel to animated Transformers movie just as Bumblebee and Spike may get attacked by Unicron*
Spike: Oh s*** what are we gonna do?
Connor: Ah ah ah!
Cap: Language! *shoves bar of soap in Spike's mouth*
Connor: NEXT STOP!
*They time travel to Shrek and Donkey in a flower field.*
Connor: Actually I'm gonna sit this one out. Shrek and I have a feud.
Cap: Ok.
Donkey: Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!
Cap: Language! *shoves bar of soap in Donkey's mouth*
Shrek: Ha ha ha! You ass!
Cap: *Prepares bar of soap*
Shrek: *nervous* NONONONO! It's another word for donkey!
Cap: ...
Cap: That's not how you meant it and you know it. *Shoves bar of soap in Shrek's mouth*
Homer Simpson: And damn right they all lived happily ever after--
Cap: *prepares bar of soap*
Homer: WAIT I'M NOT A KIDS' CARTOON!
Cap: Awwww man...
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What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix 3: The Final Mix
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