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Rotta the Hutt (Jabba's son from the Clone Wars movie) has the task force lined up to be eaten by the Sarlacc Pit.
Connor:
Boy, it's a good thing we left the baby at HQ with Cap.
Rey:
It looks...different than when Luke described it when telling me the story.
Connor:
That's because of the special edition changes. Now it has a beaked tongue and a TON of tentacles.
Connor turns to audience reading this chapter.
Connor:
NO HENTAI JOKES!
Rotta the Hutt watches from his sail barge.
Rotta:
<If you would like to beg for mercy, now would be your last chance to do so.>
Light gets down on his knees and folds his hands.
Light:
PLEASE DUDE! DON'T FEED US TO THAT UGLY SQUID THINGY! WE WERE JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN! WE DIDN'T MEAN TO SMASH YOUR WINDOW WITH THAT BASEBALL!
Rey:
Well at least he didn't make me his slave and make me wear some metal bikini or whatever.
Connor:
I dunno I probably would have liked to see that.
Rey starts force choking Connor.
Connor:
HURK!
Connor stands up straight, eyes wide.
Connor (wheezing):
That's not my neck.
Rey:
I know.
Rotta:
<Enough! For he is going first!>
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Connor starts walking the plank. Lucas starts playing a tuba. Connor looks over at him and nods. Lucas plays another tuba note and nods to Light, who nods to L, who nods to Rey, who nods to Wonder Woman, and so on, and after every now, Lucas plays a note on the tuba.
Connor does a little salute to Rotta, then jumps off the plank, hangs onto it, then bounces back up. Lucas blurts a SUPER loud note on the tuba, and a lightsaber flies out of it, Connor catches it. Everyone starts fighting the guards.
Light:
WOAH!
Light falls into the sarlacc. But an explosion is heard and Boba Fett flies out of the Sarlacc carrying Light.
Rotta:
<HEY BUT THAT'S NOT CANON!>
Boba Fett drops Light off on the ship.
Light:
Thanks.
Boba Fett:
You're welcome, mate.
Light:
Hey why does he have that accent?
Connor:
Another special edition change. Alright guys, let's blow this taco stand!
Everyone starts hopping from ship to ship, with guards chasing them. Connor opens up a sling ring portal which is right on the edge of the ship, the task force jumps in, it closes just before the guards show up, and they all fall into the Sarlacc.
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