*Light is eating a peanut butter and potato chip sandwich when Connor walks in wearing a dentist coat*
Light: What the hell are you doing?
Connor: Oh you didn't know? I'm a dentist.
Light: No you're not.
Connor: Yeah I am.
Light: Whatever.
Connor: I just finished with my latest patient, one of my favorite characters in anything, and an old friend.
Light: Yeah who's that?
*Austin Powers walks in*
Austin: Connor, thanks for finally fixing my teeth baby!
Light: What. The. Heck.
Connor: Like I said, he's an old friend.
Light: Yeah right.
Austin: He's tellin' the truth baby. He and I used to thwart Dr. Evil's plans all the time.
Light: ...
Connor: ...
Austin: ...
Light: HA HA HA HA! Geez Connor, your taste is so dated! No one watches those movies anymore!
Connor: Yeah they do! I just saw it on TV yesterday!
Austin: Plus why would they be trying to make a new one if no one watched them baby?
Lucas: *walks in* Hey guys. Hey Austin.
Austin: Hey Lucas.
Light: YOU KNOW HIM TOO?
Lucas: I unfroze hin.
Austin: Yep.
*Misa walks in*
Misa: Hey guys--
Light: I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!
Misa: Let that go!
Light: No!
Austin: What the hell is going on?
Connor: Don't ask.
Misa: So anyway I--*sees Austin* I...I...
Austin: *Looks around as if to see who she's smitten by*
Misa: oh hel-lo!
Austin: Oh! You mean me baby?
Misa: Where have you been all my life?
Austin: *gulp* Oh be-have baby!
Misa: Sorry, don't know the meaning of the word.
Austin: Oh ho ho! Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?
Misa: You need to ask?
Austin: Alright then!
*They start to head off together*
Austin: Yeah baby!
*They leave*
Light, Connor, and Lucas: *wide eyed*
Light: I'm going to go wash my eyes out with bleach.
Lucas: Me too.
Connor: Me three.
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