Go away Kylo

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*Rey is sitting at the table reading and drinking coffee. Leia is sitting on top of some phone books to be able to reach the table to eat her breakfast. Kylo Ren walks in, sits at the table and looks lovingly at Rey*

Rey: *without looking up* get out Kylo.

Kylo Ren: only if you go out with me.

Rey: Kylo, I'm engaged and I have a daughter! Leave it alone!

Kylo Ren: come on Dump Connor and love me please!

Rey: if you don't go I will force choke your  balls!

Kylo Ren: BUT I LOVE YOU!!!

Rey: Kylo, not gonna happen.

Kylo Ren: *turns on lightsaber* WELL IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU NO ONE CAN! YIPES!

Leia: *force pushes Kylo into a wall*

Kylo Ren: So Friday night at 8?

Rey: KYLO, NO MEANS NO!

Kylo Ren: What's "no?"

Rey: This!

*Connor tackles Kylo and beats the stuffing out of him*

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