Yes, I am doing a Sesame Street spoof. I know this seems weird. What can I say? I'm an artist. Besides, it's not the first time, I did one in the first book. I got this idea in my sleep.
*Connor is with a jazz band.*
Connor: Alright guys, we're gonna hear from a dude who really sucks, I don't know why I'm helping him, but anyway, he's got a problem that he wants help with...come on in Light.
Light: *walks in, he has a saxophone and a death note.*
Light: Excuse me, Connor
I love to bug a busy guy
But I want to learn the sax
And you know I really try
I always get a silly kill
When I play the blues
Connor: Light, keep your cool
I'll teach ya all the saxy skills
I think I dig your problem
It's paper, and it killls
You'll never find the skill you seek
Till you pay your dues
You gotta put down the death note
Put down the death note
Put down the death note
Yeah, you gotta leave the note alone
You gotta put down the death note
Put down the death note
Put down the death note
If you wanna play the saxophone!
Light: *continues to play the saxophone with the death note in his hand, each time he does a band member has a heart attack*
Connor: You didn't hear a word I said
You gotta get it through your head
Don't be a stubborn cluck
Light, do you even give a ---
Cap: Language!
Connor: ...
Connor: I've learned a thing or two
From years of playing in a band
It's hard to play a saxophone
With something in your hand
To be a fine musician
You're gonna have to face the facts
Though you're blessed with flying fingers
When you wanna wail, you're stuck
What good are flying fingers
If they're wrapped around a book?
Change the note's position
If you wanna ace the sax!
Connor: Yeah! You gotta put down the death note
Put down the death note
Put down the death note
Yeah, you gotta leave the note alone
You gotta put down the death ntoe
Put down the death note
Put down the death note
If you wanna play the saxophone!
Don't have to put it on a train
Don't have to wash it down the drain
Don't have to give it back to Ryuk
Don't think I can rhyme with Ryuk
Don't have to stuff it in your pocket
Or send it flyin' in a rocket!
Don't have to get it out of town!
Light, put the dang thing down!
Light: Oh well Connor I really love my note, I can't bear to part with it!
Connor: Oh you don't have to lose your note, you can pick it up when your finished!
Light: I can?
Connor: Yeah!
Light: Aw wow! *tosses death note behind his back, hits band member in the face*
Light: *plays saxophone, he's awful*
Connor: Man, that's worse than Squidward playing clarinet!
Light: Thanks!
Connor: You gotta put down the death note
Put down the death note
Put down the death note
Yeah, you gotta leave the note alone
You gotta put down the death note
Put down that death note
Put down the death note
If you wanna play the saxophone!
Connor: One more time!
Put down the death ntoe
Put down the death note
Put down the death note
Yeah, you gotta leave the note alone
You gotta put down the death note
I say I said Put it down
Put down the death note
If you wanna play the saxophone!
Light: Oh boy can I pick up my death note again now?
Connor: sure whatever
Light: *picks up death note* Oh death note I missed you!
Connor: Yeah yeah get outta here.
Light: *leaves*
Connor: That is one uncool cat!
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