I'm not back quite yet. Just thought I'd post a little something.
Everyone is preparing for the baby to come. It's almost time, they have a couple more weeks.
L:
Hey Connor can I ask you something?
Connor:
Sure. What's u--
L walks in.
Lucas:
What the f--
L:
Why is there two of me?
L #2 has the workings of a beard, his shirt is a little torn up, and he looks a mess. He points to L #1.
L #2:
HE'S AN IMPOSTOR! THAT'S REALLY BEYOND BIRTHDAY!
L #1:
No I am not.
L #2:
YES IT IS! HE'S HAD ME LOCKED UP IN THE BASEMENT FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS!
L #1:
Guys, he is crazy. I promise you, I am the real L.
L #2:
No, I am the real L!
L #1:
I am!
L #2:
I am!
Both Ls break out into a fist fight.
Connor:
STOP!
They stop.
Connor:
There's only one way to solve this.
Connor pulls out a jar of jam. He offers it to L #2.
Connor:
Jam?
L #2:
No thank you.
Connor offers it to the other L.
L #1:
JAM!
L#1 takes the jar and pops the entire thing into his mouth. Everyone is shocked.
Everyone:
HE IS AN IMPOSTOR!
Beyond Birthday:
Ok fine so I have been running around as L for the past few weeks.
L:
You mean to tell me that he's been posing as me for like a month and you guys didn't notice that he seemed a little off?
Connor:
Uh...nope.
L:
Thanks.
Elmira:
Wait! So last week when we finally decided to...you know...that was YOU?
Beyond Birthday:
Yep.
L:
BEYOND BIRTHDAY YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU!
L chases Beyond Birthday off into the sunset.
Connor:
Well this was weird.
I based this chapter off a theory that I heard that L was never in the Death Note anime and it was Beyond Birthday all along. Personally I think the theory is bulls**t, but it made for an interesting chapter premise.
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FanficI can't tell you anything about this one! I had no idea what would happen when I started this final fanfic! I just can't tell you about it! I can't tell you about the time L runs around in a rainbow afro rapping "Baby Got Back", or how Light is cons...
