Connor: *wakes up, notices everything is different.* What the hell? Why am I in Light's room? All I remember is we were at that party and...nothing after that...* yes*rubs his chin* Wait. Where's my stubble?...My voice...it sounds so...wimpy...and kinda like Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor...
Connor: *looks in the mirror, is wide eyed* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEANWHILE...
Light: *wakes up, notices everything is different* I'm in...*looks over, sees Rey sleeping next to him.* Aw s***. Connor's gonna kill me--my voice...it's a little high...so many voice cracks...*rubs his chin* I have terrible acne and I need to shave...
Light: *looks in the mirror, is wide eyed* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Connor and Light: *run out into the hall* WE'VE SWITCHED BODIES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
AND SO...
Lucas: Lemme get this straight...Light and Connor have switched bodies?
Light in Connor's body: You better be able to fix this, Lucas!
Lucas: Why me?
Light in Connor's body: You're the one with the crazy inventions! I can't be in the body of an oily, pimply teenager!
Connor in Light's body: Shut up Kira! *prepares screwdriver*
Light in Connor's body: ah ah ah ah! Stab me,and you're only hurting yourself!
Connor in Light's body: *groan* *puts screwdriver away*
Lucas: Don't worry guys! I have something that will help! You guys have seen the live action Scooby-Doo movie, right?
Connor in Light's body: Love it.
Light in Connor's body: Hate it.
AND SO...
Lucas: Ok, so I have built an exact replica of the weird claw that the bad guy used to take peoples' spirit thingies so that the monsters could use their bodies.
Light in Connor's body: Will it hurt?
Lucas: *in southern accent* well it ain't gonna tickle, pardner.
Connor in Light's body: Well, let's do it!
Connor and Light: *sit down*
Lucas: I shall now start the process.
Lucas: *uses the claw to remove Light's spirit-thingy, then puts in a container. Then he removes Connor's spirit-thingy and puts in another container.*
Lucas: You two ready?
Light and Connor's spirit-thingies: Yeah!
Lucas: On your mark, get set, go! *releases them*
*They fly at full speed into their bodies, and when they enter their bodies they get knocked out of their seats.*
Light: I'M BACK!
Connor: ME TOO!
Wonder Woman: Uh...guys?
Connor: What is it Diana?
Wonder Woman: Actually, I'm Rey. Diana and I switched bodies.
Everyone: ...
Lucas: Aw s***.
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What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix 3: The Final Mix
FanficI can't tell you anything about this one! I had no idea what would happen when I started this final fanfic! I just can't tell you about it! I can't tell you about the time L runs around in a rainbow afro rapping "Baby Got Back", or how Light is cons...
