*everyone is still at the shawarma place. It is right after Connor learned that Ahsoka has died.*
Connor: *shocked*
Light: ...Connor?
Connor: Ahsoka...I know she and I had a rough time towards the end...but...it still hurts hearing your first love is gone...
Connor: ...*a tear runs down his face*
Light: Connor—
Connor: I'm fine.
Light: Connor—
Connor: I'M FINE! IT'S JUST THAT ALMOST EVERYONE I'VE EVER CARED ABOUT IS DEAD! REY, ARTHA, L, LUCAS, AND NOW AHSOKA!
Light: Connor—
Connor: AND THEY'RE GONE, AND I'LL NEVER SEE ANY OF THEM EVER AGAI—
Light: *slaps Connor and then pulls him by his shirt bully style* Listen up! You think you're the only one who's lost someone today? We already talked about this! Elmira and L were engaged, you remember that? You don't think Elmira loved L? Or that she wasn't ripped apart when he disintegrated? Or I haven't checked yet but I might have lost my dad! Or how about Artha's boyfriend who called you? You don't think he's in pain right now? We've all lost somebody today!
Connor: ...you're right.
Light: But we are gonna do something about it! Got it? We are going to find Thanos, kick his ass, and we are going to reverse this shitstorm!
Connor: ...But how? We don't know where to start!
*Doctor Strange appears*
Doctor Strange: Perhaps I can help.
Everyone: DOCTOR STRANGE?!
Doctor Strange: There is a seventh infinity stone.
Connor: WHAT?
Doctor Strange: Sort of. It's a fake that I created as a trap to lure Thanos into.
Connor: Where is it?
Doctor Strange: Here is a map to it. *A map appears* Now I must go.
Connor: Wait! Can't you help us fight him?
Doctor Strange: I would, but I am not actually here. I was killed in the Snap. This a recorded message.
Connor: Then how are we having this conversation?
Doctor Strange: I can predict everything you say.
Connor: No you can't.
Doctor Strange: Yes I can.
Connor: No you can't.
Doctor Strange: Yes I can.
Connor: No you can't.
Doctor Strange: Yes I can.
Connor: No you can't.
Doctor Strange: Yes I can.
Connor: ...
Doctor Strange: ...
Connor: No you can't!
Doctor Strange: Yes I can!
Connor: Predict this! I AM SIR ALASTOR OF GILEAD, SLAYER OF FURRIES!
Doctor Strange: Nice to meet you, Sir Alastor.
Connor: GAHHH!!!
Doctor Strange: Here! *A remote appears* press the rewind button.
Connor: *presses button, Doctor Strange rewinds*
Doctor Strange: —nything you say...yes I can...yes I can...
Connor: *fast forwards again*
Doctor Strange: Told you I could predict whatever you're saying. Ok enough of this fooling around and go unsnap me! Bye Felicia. *Dissapears*
Connor: ...Well, let's get to it!
To be continued
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