Showing Ace Around

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Connor: Alright Ace, lemme show you around.

*Connor and Ace walk into the kitchen*

Connor: So this is our kitch—HEY!

*Takashi 6ix9ine is cooking another grilled crayon sandwich*

Connor: What are you doing here?! I thought I killed you!

6ix9ine: Oh hey hope you don't mind I got hungry so I'm making a grilled crayon sandwich—hey Ace! How's the Gorillaz gig going?!

Ace: *whimpers* DON'T BRING IT UP!!!!

Connor: Takashi, you don't live here! Go home!

6ix9ine: ...ok. *leaves*

Connor: Sorry about that Ace. So anyway, *walk into another room, L and Elmira are there* This is L. He's the brains of our group.

L: Hello.

Connor: Next to him is his fiance, Elmira.

Elmira: Hey.

*They keep going, next they're with Matsuda and Captain Marvel*

Connor: So this is Matsuda, and his old lady punching girlfriend, Captain Marvel, but we call her Carol.

Matsuda and Captain Marvel: Yo.

Ace: Old lady punching?

Captain Marvel: It's a habit I'm trying to break.

Ace: Boy, whip out the "My Strange Addiction" team eh? Man I love that show.

*Lucas and Wonder Woman walk in*

Connor: Perfect timing! This is Lucas, and his girlfriend—

Ace: WONDER WOMAN?!

Connor: Yes. But we call her Diana.

Ace: *To Lucas* Buddy, how'd you end up with a fine chick like her?

Connor: We're still figuring that out. I just opened a closet one day and found them making out, and the rest is history. Moving on.

*Robbie Rotten is in the yard, setting a trap for Sportacus. Misa is also outside*

Connor: This is Robbie. He's our resident super villain.

Robbie Rotten: Yo.

Ace: And who is this lovely lady?

Connor: Oh that's Misa. She's Light's ex.

Ace: Well it appears this job does indeed have its quirks. *Kisses Misa's hand, she giggles*

Connor: You're wasting your time dude. Anyway, let's move on. *They come to the last room, where Rey and Leia are*

Connor: This is my wife Rey and my daughter Leia.

Leia: ACE!!!

Ace: what's up kid?

Connor: You're her favorite Powerpuff Girls villain.

Ace: Aw sweet!

Connor: Well that pretty much covers everything any questions?

Ace: Yeah when's lunch?

Obama: And then everyone had Peanut Butter and potato chip sandwiches for lunch and lived happily ever after.

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