*Connor and Lucas have just finished building a giant tractor beam*
Lucas: With enough juice, this baby could pull even the moon!
Connor: Why did we build this again?
Lucas: That's a good question. You ask a lot of good questions, Connor...
Connor: ...
Lucas: ...
Connor: Sooooo are you going to answer it?
Lucas: Nope. Just thought it was a good question.
Connor: ok....
Lucas: Anyway, if this were to fall into the wrong hands, it would spell disaster!
Connor: It sure would!
*Suddenly, a giant claw crashes through the roof and steals the beam*
Connor: The machine!
Lucas: Look! It's being stolen by that rocket!
*Austin Powers runs in*
Austin: I'd know that rocket anywhere! It's Dr. Evil!
Connor: Ohhhhhh crap.
Meanwhile
*Dr. Evil is at his lair in the Statue of Liberty's crown with his two henchmen, Number Two and Frau, his son Scott and his 1/8 sized clone, Mini-Me.*
Number Two: Sir, we recently made an investment in Dunkin Donuts and bought the company, and ever since we started offering vegan donuts, our stocks have soared!
Dr. Evil: Excellent work, Number Two. Ok everyone I have stolen the Task Force's tractor beam for my next diabolical plan.
Scott: *psh* what are you gonna do now, huh? Connect all the continents into one large land mass?
Dr. Evil: No Scott. I am going to smash the moon into the Earth! That is unless the world agrees to pay me...1 bizillion shillion...kajillion...fraubullion...shoozlesnob...dollars! *Puts his pinky up to his lip in an evil grin*
Scott: Firsf off, that's not even a real number—
Dr. Evil: Yes it is.
Scott: No it's no—
Dr. Evil: It is if I say it is.
Scott: Well, why do you keep trying to destroy the world? YOU LIVE IN IT! If you kill everyone that includes you!
Dr. Evil: *sigh* Scott, you just don't get it, do you? This is why you'll never become an evil genius like me.
Scott: Look all I'm saying is—
Dr. Evil: Zip it.
Scott: oh not this agai—
Dr. Evil: Zip it.
Scott: But—
Dr. Evil: Once upon a time there was a boy who was told to zip it!
Scott: You are such a—
Dr. Evil: Here I made you some Alphabet soup!
*The letters in the soup spell "zip it"
Scott: I hate you—
Dr. Evil: zzt! Here's my latest single!
*Music is playing, it's Dr. Evil singing "Zip it Scott" over and over again.*
Scott: *sigh*
Dr. Evil: Ok everyone get to work let's prepare the beam! But while you guys do that, Mini Me and I are going to go play checkers! Come, Mini Me!
*Dr. Evil and Mini Me walk off cackling*
Still accepting questions for the Q & A video! It will be coming soon though so this will be the last day! So if you have any questions at all about what goes on in the fanfic or maybe theories, I'd be happy to tackle them!
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