Fire Emblem Boiz x Reader

Stahl x Reader

First request of the book goes to StormRaider101, a good friend of mine here with me through every single book and fandom! Seriosuly, I can't thank her enough for everything. Here's to you, my good friend! STORYTIME!

You held the sugary sweet treat you traded Gauis some home made brownies to get. Your brownies were legendary, sure, but not as good as the sugary snack you held in your hands and all it's maginificence.

In that bag were sugar replicas of every single soldier in the Yilssean Shepards! Plus another bag of random sugar soldiers! You were grinning ear to ear. Do you eat them? You do set them up like figurines? Who knows! All you know is that thensugary snakc will be gone given a day or two knowing you.

And you liked to eat your candy in the funnest way possible.

On your way back to your tent, a certain cavilier stopped you. You turned and saw your fellow Shepard and one who also loved to eat, Stahl. You smiled. You shared your brownies with him last time. If you had any extra he'd be the first to ask. He also is why your brownies became legendary, he told you about the secret ingredient. CHEMICAL X But nobody else knows about that h secret ingredient the Krabby Patty Formula except you both in this army. That's how you both became aquatinted. 

"Stahl, how are you?"

"I'm feeling pretty good (Your name). A pit peckish is all. Have any sweet treats that you finished baking?"

His eyes were big and pleading, like a puppy when their owner finally returns home after a long day at work. You giggled yo yourself and shook your head. He was referring to your brownies, duh.

"No Stahl, sorry! But what I do have are a bunch of sugar soldiers waiting to go to war..."

His face lit up like a child's when discovering their forte in weaponry. His smile so widespread it almost looked like his mouth was made just too big. The corners of his lips practically reached his ear lobes.

"Then what are we wating for?!"

"Mess hall?"

"You bet!"

The mess hall had giant tables and since it was so late in the afternoon it would be perfect for your little candy war.

Once you got to the mess hall you switched gazes between your bags. Shepards or soldiers. It would be fun fighting with your candified friends but it would be hard to eat them. You look up at Stahl to see who he wants. 

Stahl points towards the Shepards. Okay, his loss. You hand him the bag and you both start setting up your troops similar to how one would set up chess. But you had quadrants and squads.

"Alright! How this is going to work is when two grounds of our troops collide, we battle! How's we battle is we roll these dice I snagged from our little teactician. Higher number wins. The loser has to eat the man!"

"Now you're making me want to lose!"

Stahl had a hearty chuckle before you threw him his dice and he caught it, ready to go. For this turn based strategy game, you let Stahl go first. After the first three moves, you finally met up with some of his soldiers and the dice rolling began.

Stahl rolled a three and you rolled a six. Bye bye Kellam. The one instance where you would be noticed it was when you were made out of sugar. Stahl frowned but his smile reappeared when he put the sugary man in his mouth and let it dissolve. He had four men left with your five. The doce were rolled once more.

Stahl with a five, you with yet another six. You took out Sully! Would this count as defeating her? Stahl had the same question. You shared a look and then shrugged as he took the sugarfiee soldier into his mouth. Only then didn't you realize how badly you could get diabetes from this game... LISSA DO YOU HAVE A STAFF THAT HEALS DIABETES!? Lissa: WHAT!?

Stahl rolled one more and landed on a six. Well, what do you know. A third six for you. Stahl looks up at you, unknowing what to do.

"What if we roll the same?"

An evil smirk played on your lips.

"We both take one. But first.... OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!"

You took a tiny sword form one of your sugar soldiers and decapitated the tiny Frederick. You and Stahl began laughing so hard the sugar man's counterpart entered the mess hall and looked at you both like you were crazy.

This made you laugh even harder. 

That's it, no more game. It was time to Be the queen of hearts. Off with all the heads. Stahl joined in on the fun, decapitating allies and other sugar soldiers. This day would forever be known to you both as the Sugar Massacre.

Come on! That was funny! 

~Eva