Fire Emblem Boiz x Reader

Xander x Reader

A lot of people are gonna hate me for this one but blame epicface752 okay! STORYTIME!

You were fighting with Peri, and oh boy when she wanted to fight she would lash out. Her lance was something she was bent on slitting your throat with. Why you were fighting? Well that's a personal matter.

So both of you were rushing eachother to the death. Laslow And Odin noticed this and Odin rushed to get a spell to cease this at once. Peri was trying to jab you right at the heart but you used your sword to slap away her lance. Just as you were about to slit her throat an energy surrounded the both of you.

When you both flew backwards you both looked different. You felt bigger, stronger, and you had a weird pit in your stomach. You also felt off balance from the front and back. You felt stiff yet buff. You glared at Peri. But that wasn't Peri.

That was a man with blue hair, one half covering his eye with pink frosted tips. Peri gasped when looking at you and you flinched seeing her...him? Odin had a guilty look and Laslow backhanded him.

"Look what you've done!"

"Well at least we also can tell what they were fighting about! This outcome only happens If it was over a person!"

Fanfiction Logic And it's Odin. Baear with me readers.

You and Peri glared at Odin, preparing your weapons to slit his own throat open. Odin his behind Laslow. Laslow tried to act tough but he was shaking in his boots.

"W-we won't change you back until you solve this dispute! What we're you fighting over? Or rather, who were you fighting over?!"

Peri scoffed at Laslow. You saw her/him? You know what it's him now. You saw him try to leave but you grabbed his collar and pulled him back. Peri grabbed your neck and proceeded to try and choke you but your new neck was way thicker than its female counterpart. That's when she walked over.

She was menacing, blonde, and mad. You and Peri froze at seeing her. You didn't even have to say aloud who that was. Odin And Laslow also froze as she crossed her arms and glared into all of your eyes.

"What happened and who didn this to me?!"

Xander.

Peri pointed and Odin childishly who just cringed to himself. You clenched your fists at your sides as she walked over in front of Odin who was still hiding Behind Laslow. You felt something tug in your pants but since you were female you had no idea what That meant. Peri was obviously having the same problem.

"Odin. Laslow. Explain why I'm a woman."

Laslow pushed Odin up front, putting him on the spot. He let a nervous sweat run down the side of his face.

"Well we saw Peri and (Your name) fighting so I fumbled to find a spell to stop them since they were going practically to the death. The spell had different results depending on what they fought over. Apparently they were fighting over you so all of you genderbended."

He actually spoke normally making the situation seem even more dire. Xander snapped his gaze at the two of you. Peri was standing by eith her lance And your grip was on your sword.

"Fighting over me? Whatever for?"

His voice was dark, and it made that knot in your stomach grow. You could see Peri's hand shake feeling the same thing. She scowled at you before crying out:

"She's trying to take you away from me!"

"She's a psycopath! What I found she cracks and kills you!?"

"What if you kill him first!?"

"Why would I Kill him!?"

The arguement grew between you both again and Xander watched, dying together omg eat some context. Laslow slipped away while Odin watched.

"Well you were trying to tell me to lay off and get out of the way so I thought you wanted me dead!"

"I wanted you out of the way so you won't murder our troops since you seem to enjoy killing the innocent!"

"SHUT UP YOURE DEAD!!!"

She raised her lance, going full on insane and tried to impale you. She was going so fast as to you had to retract your sword and move it to block, but you weren't fast enough. This could be the end of you.

But no.

Xander jumped in the water with Siegfried and blockers her attack. He disarmed Peri by taking her lance away. He had tears in her eyes. Odin took out his tome and bined his arms behind her back using dark energy.

"Odin. I demand you change us to normal and take her into solitary confinement. She needs some time to recover."

"Yes milord."

With a flick of light from his tome all three of you returned to your respective genders. Odin pulled Peri using a dark magical Lesh to the prison kept in the Astral Plane. 

Back In you're own body, you felt balanced again and you felt that knot in your stomach and pants Gone. That's one experience you never want to relive. You looked to see Xander was once again taller than yourself and in his masculine form.

"Now can you tell me precisely why you were fighting over me? Status and positioning maybe?"

You blushed. You didn't want to say your true reasons so you'd go with the lie he gave you.

"Precisely. I didn't think she deserved to be your retainer."

He nodded in understanding.

"Very well. While she is in psychological recovery you can take her place for the time being."

You smiled at Xander.

"I won't let you down."

That freaking sucked! I'm so sorry!

~Eva