Joy Squad

Meander's Interview

Joy: HELLO MY ARMY!

Joy: Today we have everyone's- except for ONE person who will not be named- favorite wacky Latin hybrid- my daughter Ander!

Ander: I'm confused. What is this?

Joy: It's my Squad of epic scavengers/dragons/other asking you questions.

Ander:........And why do they care about me?

Joy: Because you're awesome.

Ander:.....Well, yes, I suppose I could be considered AWE-inspiring.

Joy: That's the spirit! Now, our first question comes from Second-In-Command, Luna.

Joy: "Did beating up Stardust satisfy you?"

Ander: Well, I suppose not because there's still a demon star attached to his soul.....But at the same time, it was quite enjoyable.

Joy: Nice. "Do you want to murder Pineapple?"

Ander:.....Not really? But If given a legitimate reason, then of course.

Joy: Do you know about Glory and how she was raised?

Ander: *leans forward*

Ander: Little scavenger, I know everything that has taken place in the fabric of existence. I am highly aware of the events that have unfolded in my grandmother's lifetime.

Joy:.........OKAY then. "Why do you love Ray?"

Ander: Because he's my soulmate. My blue-eyed guardian angel. He knows me better then he knows his own abilities........And he's hot.

Joy: *struggles not to laugh* Okay. 

Ander: What, no further comment?

Joy:........I Ship it.

Ander: Delightful.

Joy: Our next question is from Lieutenant Sofi. "what would you do if you had a daughter and she also spoke to the Stars?"

Ander: I would be thrilled! It'd be much easier to raise a dragonet that could fully understand my ability. I'd help her learn all of the star's languages. It'd be fun, I think.

Joy: Next is from Lieutenant Marine. "What was the most memorable thing a star has said?"

Ander: *claps* A wonderful question! Hmmmmm, It's hard to decide, seeing as thousands of stars speak to me daily, but..... I think one phrase that's always stuck with me is: "When the fires have surrounded you, and the hounds of hell are coming after you, just call for us, and the stars will fall from the sky to defend you."

Joy: Interesting. "What exactly went on in "Star prison?"

Ander: The rest of the prophets of the stars and I had our minds... hacked, I suppose you could say, in a way that made us comatose in reality, but alive in an alternate dimension. In this dimension, they locked us up for protection, so that the evil stars couldn't hurt us. But the prison was destroyed in a battle, so us prophets had to split up and survive on our own, wandering various dimensions and areas, trying to find a way home. Sometimes we were forced to kill the demons stars, if we could. Many prophets didn't make it, unfortunately. But somehow, when I danced with Ray, we created a power of sorts that ended the star's war, and since it was over, us prophets were able to wake up. 

Joy:.........*whispers to Squad*

Joy: Did you guys get any of that?

Joy: Next question! *snaps talons*

*Kelp appears*

Joy:  "What do you like most about Manta-Ray?" 

Ander: His voice.

Joy: ......Really?

Ander: Well, his voice, his eyes, his kindness and patience with me, his ability to talk with the stars, the fact that he speaks Latin, his general good looks, his adorable quirks, his waltzing talent- shall I continue?

Kelp: *screeches in anger, leaves to go choke something*

Joy: No, that's good. "How do you like your friend's and siblings ships?"

Ander: Shorange has been my OTP since before they met.

Joy:.......But they met before you were born...

Ander: Exactly.

Joy:.......

Ander: And I also greatly like Emple/Amber, HAZEN, and Cyconda.

Joy: What about Mandarrot or Permadust?

Ander: Well, I'm still not a HUGE fan of Stardust, but they are nice together. Permafrost might be able to save Stardust from corrupting his soul, so that's a perk. As for Mandarrot, well, Rin is a handful, so GOOD LUCK PARROT!

Joy: Yeah, he's gonna need it. Next question is from Major Mystyc. " how closely related to your mother do you feel on a scale of 1 to 10. One being more towards your father. 10 being very much like your mother"

Ander:....................Six.

Joy:......Okay. Hey, why is six afraid of seven?

Ander: ....I assume it's because seven is a prime number, and prime numbers can be intimidating.

Joy: Oh three moons, Air got to you. 

Ander: Next question?

Joy: From Lieutenant Queen "Ander, what do YOU think about Macaw? And What would you do if a girl dragon like Macaw flirted with Ray?"

Ander: I think Macaw is......disturbing. And creepy.

Ander: And if another dragon attempted to flirt with Ray, she'd probably end up with the same fate as Prickle.

Joy: So.....Dead?

Ander: No. Roasting over a spit as I sing lines from Macbeth.

Joy: Ah. This is from Major Caligo-

Ander: *gasps* I like this scavenger already! 

Joy: -"Is it weird being different?"

Ander: Well, sometimes it can be difficult. It was harder when I was little, and I didn't really understand which words everyone understand, so the language barrier was rough, but now it's fine because my family always looks after me and I've got Ray and friends.

Joy: Neat. Well, that's all the questions we have for you. Thanks for coming!

Ander: Aliquando. Gracias, mis amigos! See you later!

Joy: Now, your homework, dear squad, is to suggest who we should have for our next interview!