Joy Squad

Queen Coral's Interview

Joy: *sighs*

Joy: Looks like we're gonna need the cage again.

*Queen Coral appears*

Joy: CORAL! You little dipshit, how have you been?

Coral:....I've been better.

Joy: And you're about to be much worse! Let's get started, but, just so you know, here's some of the choices phrases my Squad has directed towards and I wholeheartedly agree with ALL of them.

Joy: Die. Fuck off. Leave us alone. 

Joy: Do us all a big favor and fuck off.

Joy: She a pussy bitch fucker bitch

Joy: It's been requested multiple times that they get to kill you. One even volunteered to be Queen until Auklet is old enough! 

Coral:......I thought I was loved....

Joy: Not by anyone who knows me, you're not.

Joy: Why are you such an awful parent Coral?

Coral: I'm not awful! I keep my children very safe-

Joy: Really? Who guards your sons?

Coral: No one cares abo- Oooooh, I'm getting it now.

Joy: There ya go.

Joy: Who is your son that you write letters to? What's his name?

Coral: Oh, I don't write letters to any of my sons. I think Shark writes one or two occasionally and just signs my name. I don't know who they're sent to.

Joy:.......UUUUUUUGH YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH.

Joy: Queen Coral of the squishy seawings, do you approve of Geysershell???

Coral: What's that?

Joy: Geyser and Seashell in a ship.

Coral: Uh, NO. SEASHELL IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE WITH ANYONE. NONE OF TSUNAMI'S REVOLTING OFFSPRING ARE.

Joy:.......Well, newsflash, Kelp married me, AKA a hybrid, we have three dragonets and Seashell is married with a daughter who's dating a Mudwing hybrid female.

Coral:............*twitches*

Joy: *snaps talons*

*Riptide appears*

Joy: Hug Riptide for us.

Coral: Over my dead body.

Riptide: I wanna go home. 

Joy: *waves glock 19-11 in the air*

Coral: *awkwardly hugs Riptide*

Riptide: *scarred for life* *disappears*

Joy: Now that wasn't so hard!

Joy: Speaking of that, What's the big deal about Riptide, you seem to hate him. I mean Riptide and Tsunami are in love and you can't do a thing about Ripnami.

Coral: I DESPISE HIM IMMENSELY. 

Joy: Coral, give a reason of why you hate riptide that is not because of his blood and talons of peace.

Coral:........Because he likes my daughter.

Joy: No,

Coral: Wait what?

Joy: He LOVES your daughter. He MARRIES your daughter. He HAS CHILDREN WITH your daughter. Bit more like there. 

Joy: Do you know you're dead? What is your reaction to that?