Joy: I know y'all been waiting for this one.
Joy: What do I keep wanting to say y'all?
Joy: Eh, whatever. Here she is, folks! The one, the ONLY, THE MURDEROUS AND EPIC SWEAR GODDESS HERSELF, ONE OF MY PERSONAL HEROES, QUEEEEEEEN THORN!!!!
Joy: *loudly whispers* psst, this is the part where you guys cheer
Thorn: Thanks for having me.
Joy: Thank YOU for expanding my swear word vocabulary.
Joy: Now let's start with the questions.
Joy: FryingPanLlama asks "Who's the best queen other then you?"
Thorn: Glory. Duh.
Joy How come?
Thorn: Because she's sarcastic, smart, strong, and has a handsome Nightwing boyfriend. Huh. She's kinda like me.
Joy: Yeah, I LOVE IT!
Joy: nxptune- asks Who taught you to swear and are you still in love with Stonemover?
Thorn: I grew up in the Scorpion Den, so I guess everyone there taught me a few swears, and then I made up the rest myself.
Thorn: And, I suppose a part of me will always be in love with Stonemover, no matter what. We may not be together anymore, but he'll always have a special place in my heart.
Joy: Hold that thought.
Joy: *drops to the floor* *lets out inhumane screech of pain*
Thorn:......You okay?
Joy: *looks strained*
Joy: Yep, my ship has just been permanently demolished, but I'm fine. Everything's fine.
Thorn: You sure?
Joy: Yea. I'm doing just fine, I lied, I'm dying inside....
Thorn: Well get over it.
Joy: You're right. I'll wait til this is over, and then go wallow with my friends.
Joy: KittyCats2468 wants to know Do you prefer Stonemover or Smolder?
Thorn: for what? As a dragon in general, Stonemover. He'd never lock me in a room and leave me and my daughter to die, UNLIKE SOME DRAGONS. But if we're talking to date, right now I'd have to say Smolder.
Joy: *interally screeches*
Joy:Who is your best guard from scorpion den?
Thorn: Six-Claws. I can always count on him, and he is the most loyal and wonderful friend I have. *grits teeth* Unlike DUNE.
Joy: Do you ship sunnyflight or sunkat?
Thorn: What's that?
Joy:.......We'll come back to that one.
Joy: winterwatcher or moonbli?
Thorn: Uh, MOONBLI, OBVIOUSLY. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little bit proud that Qibli aptured Moon;s heart.
Joy: Then how do you feel about Qinter?
Thorn: Has that actually happened?
Joy: *shrugs* Depends on how much subtext you read into.
Thorn: Well, if that's what akes Qibli happy, then I'm fine with it.
Joy: Great. Which was your favorite out of the 3 sisters, Blister, Burn, or Blaze?
YOU ARE READING
Joy Squad
Roman d'amourI've seen so many ship armies for WOF that I figured..... Why not make an Army for Joy? If you don't know who she is, check out my other books and then sign up. Credit to @Zana_Zoola14 for the awesome cover! :)
