Joy: Sup all, I know it's been a little while.
Joy: Is everybody SUPER PUMPED FOR BOOM 13 ON JULY 30TH????
Joy: BECAUSE I AM! IT'S CROSS OVER TIME PEOPLES!
Joy: And what better way to celebrate that then by interviewing one of the epic dragons heading to Pantala?
Joy: I give you the epic, the badass wannabe Queenie, TSUNAMI!!!
Tsunami: Hey.
Joy: Go let's just jump right in, shall we?
Joy: If you had to choose between Clay, Riptide, Kelp, Seashell, Auklet, Coral, Anemone, or Turtle to live who would you choose (you can choose 2).
Tsunami: Uh, WOW. That's a hard question.
Joy: Indeed it is. *twirls knife*
Joy: And I suggest you choose wisely regarding my soulmate's fate.
Tsunami: Well, Coral would have to die, obviously. But I couldn't kill the others! I love my siblings! And Riptide, Kelp, and Seashell are my own family!
Joy: Thus is the difficult decision.
Tsunami: I guess..... I guess I'd save Auklet and Clay.
Joy: *drops knife* WHAT?!!??!
Tsunami: Well, I spent so long protecting Auklet, I'm not gonna let her die now! And face facts, if Clay dies, then the rest of the world goes down due to Peril's wrath, and I don't want to be the one responsible for the murder of the world, so I gotta spare Clay.
Joy: But- But- RIPNAMI!
Tsunami: Oh, that Squidbrain would understand.
Joy: YOU'D LET KELP DIE!??!!?!?
Tsunami: Would you honestly let him die?
Joy: NO.
Tsunami: Then obviously he's fine and I don't have to worry about him. Next question?
Joy: Anemone is making a anemarin lemon, how do you feel?
Tsunami:......Grossed out for that imagery, did not need that.
Joy: Do you miss Gill?
Tsunami: Miss him? No. Insanely regret that I killed him? Every day.
Joy: Favorite ship?
Tsunami: CLIFFLET! THEY'RE ADORABLE.
Joy: Glorami?
Tsunami: Wait, as in-
Joy: Yep.
Tsunami: EW. NO. EW EW EW!
Joy: Y U So badass??
Tsunami: Because I can be, and because I'm just that awesome.
Joy: Would you rather know how you die, but not when Or Know when you die,but not how?
Tsunami:....Huh.
Tsunami: I think I'd want to know when I die, just so I know how much time I've got left, because if I know how I die, then it'd be pointless to try and stop it because that's literally the inevitable way of HOW I DIE.
Joy: Hi Tsunami Name all of your brothers, and sing let it go. Also can I poke you with this knife I found? THANKS
Tsunami: Please. please don't poke me.
Joy: They didn't say stab, they just said poke. Poking is okay.
Tsunami: Yeah, but I don't really trust you guys with my personal safety, especially not after T or D.
YOU ARE READING
Joy Squad
RomanceI've seen so many ship armies for WOF that I figured..... Why not make an Army for Joy? If you don't know who she is, check out my other books and then sign up. Credit to @Zana_Zoola14 for the awesome cover! :)
