Joy: 'Ello Ello Ello.
Joy: Sorry. Been reading too much HP fanfiction.
Joy: Anyways! Here they are, the animus who you only care about because of his father, and the fourth-wall breaking fangirl, STARDUST AND PERMAFROST!
Stardust: Hi!
Permafrost: What's the fourth wall?
Joy: Something that Satan breaks, and fandoms try to repair to no avail.
Permafrost: Oooooooh.
Joy: Let's get started! Stardust, why do you think Ander beats you up?
Stardust: Well, she said it was because I have a demon attached to my soul, so.....I have no idea. Just make her stop, please.
Joy: We've tried. And failed. Permafrost, do you ship Lynxter?
Permafrost: Joy, I ship everything.
Joy:..........EVERYTHING?
Permafrost: With the exception of the ships every fandom has, and everyone is ashamed of.
Joy: Like what?
Permafrost: Like Moonstalker. We don't know WHY it exists, and there are fanfictions for it, but we are all ashamed of it and its creepiness deep down.
Joy: I see. Permafrost, do you ship yourself with Stardust? And if so, what is your ship name?
Permafrost: Yes. I totally ship us. We're called Starfrost, I think.
Joy: Stardust, What do you think of being an animus?
Stardust: It's brought me nothing but pain. Stonemover was right, and more dragons should listen to him.
Joy: Noted. Stardust, have you ever wondered who your dad is?
Stardust: Of course I have. I speculated about it for years, and asked practically everyone I met if they knew, but no one does. Winter and Qibli are the only guesses anyone has.
Joy: What's your favorite ship. Choose ONE.
Permafrost: Oh dear moons. ONE!?!?! ARE YOU INSANE!!?!?
Permafrost: Umm......Shorange! No wait, Emple! Haysen! Ah, Qinterwatcher? No! Cyconda! Hang on.....Hiji? No....
Permafrost:........I'll just say Haysen. As ONE OF MANY OTPS.
Joy: Permafrost, what was your home and family like? Tell us about your family's names and describe them to us.
Permafrost: Well, I'm an only child. I live with my parents, Vast and Aurora, and my aunt Beluga. My parents are nicer then most Icewings, seeing as we're in a lower circle and no one really cares what we do. They're kind and like hearing about my adventures. My aunt, on the talon, used to be in a high circle, but recently dropped low enough that she lives with us now. She's stuck up, like all high-circle Icewings, yells at me for making friends with dragons from other tribes, and says I need to focus on raising my circle status before I turn seven, but I don't care about the rankings because I'm totally leaving the Ice Kingdom when I turn seven, and Beluga can kiss a walrus for all I care.
Joy:......I like you. You're the best Icewing I've ever met.
Permafrost: Thanks!
Joy: Stardust, are you curious about meeting your true father(s), if you knew?
Stardust: Absolutely. If Mother would tell me WHO y real father is, I'd go and find them immediately. I have a lot of questions.
Joy: Like what?
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Joy Squad
RomanceI've seen so many ship armies for WOF that I figured..... Why not make an Army for Joy? If you don't know who she is, check out my other books and then sign up. Credit to @Zana_Zoola14 for the awesome cover! :)
