Joy Squad

Queen Melty Face's Interview

Joy: *sighs* It's times like this where I REALLY wish I had venom.

Joy: Eh, fire and brutal torture will have to do.

*Queen Scarlet appears*

Joy: SCARLET! DARLING! HOW ARE YOU?

Scarlet:....I hate you.

Joy: Hate you too, Buddy. How's hell?

Scarlet: Oh, you know, a little dark, a little gloomy, and, as always, full of DEAD PEOPLE.

Joy:.......Seashell would hug you for that reference.

Joy: And for today's interview, I've selected a new toy, courtesy of a police department that shall remain unnamed. They happily handed these puppies over, seeing as their officers didn't get proper training with them.

Joy: *clicks taser*

Joy: Shocky!

Joy: *zaps Scarlet*

Scarlet: OW!

Joy: This is gonna be a fun day.

Joy: Okay, FIRST QUESTION!

Joy: How do you like your matching scars?

Scarlet: They are HORRIBLE, and I'm pretty sure they're might still be jewels permenantly stuck in my scales now.

Joy: Want me to pull those out for you? *clicks on taser*

Scarlet: NO.

Joy: Aren't you dead?

Scarlet: Unfortunately, yes.

Joy: who is your favorite dragon?

Scarlet: Myself, of course!

Joy: You also have ONE vote of sympathy from a scavenger/dragon who says sometimes dragons are really mean to you. 

Joy: But, to cancel that, another scav-dragon told you to fuck off and I agree.

Scarlet: Hm. I'll kill the sympathetic one last.

Joy: HA! The only one dying here today is YOU. Repeatedly, from the looks of it.

Joy: And, LJ, put the sword DOWN. You can slice her in a few minutes, don't worry.

Scarlet:......*slightly concerned*

Joy: Scarlet, who was your husband?

Scarlet: His name was Condor. He was a thrilling dragon.

Joy:.....Thrilling is now on the list of words I CANNOT STAND, right under lovely. 

Joy: Why do you love torturing dragons?

Scarlet: Because my favorite sound is that of cheers muffling horrific screams.

Joy: How many dragons have you killed?

Scarlet: I lost count after I got Peril to start killing. Somewhere in the Sky Kingdom, there's a list with every dragon that died in my arena, their name, and who killed them.

Joy: If you had to give a DRAGONET from another tribe the throne, who would it be?

Scarlet:.......An Icewing.

Joy: Why?

Scarlet: Because UNLIKE you pathetic Rainwings, their dragonets are seasoned warriors that are capable of running a kingdom.

Joy: Scarlet, what is your deepest, darkest secret?

Scarlet:...........

Scarlet: So many options, um.....