Joy Squad

That *******'s Interview

Joy: You know who we're dismembering today.

Joy: Let's see what the death toll is at the end! I think we'll break our record!

*Morrowseer appears in cage*

Morrowseer: Yes, I am dangerous enough to be in a cag-

Joy: *slams on the bars and hisses*

Morrowseer: WTF?

Joy: You know what? The cage will only get in the way. *throws it out*

Morrowseer: So I'm supposed to answer questions?

Joy: Yes, but one thing first. *shoots Morrowseer in the face*

*one respawn later*

Morrowseer: WHAT THE HELL?!?!

Joy: Fuck off.

Joy: First question!

Joy: your death was awesome and it should of been worse.  What exactly do you think we are going to do to you?

Morrowseer: I think you're going to rant about how much you hate me, and maybe claw me up a bit. Oh well.

Joy: *laughs*

Joy: You are the most hated dragon in entire world. We are going to SHRED you. Multiple times, until we feel you are miserable enough to begin real torture.

Joy: This next one is so close to the beginning because I just LOVE it. 

Joy: Dear bitch ass. Please go die in a hole. By the way did you know that Deathbringer got together with Glory who is now a two tribe queen? Yeah your nightwing assassin who is an ex assassin now married a Rainwing.

Morrowseer:.....I knew he was a disappointment. 

Joy:...I think today, I'm just gonna kill you whenever you annoy me. *stabs a knife through his hand*

Morrowseer: *screams*

Joy: Today's gonna be fun.

Joy: Morrowseer, you suck. Thoughts on gay dragons? 

Morrowseer: Hate them. 

Joy: *stabs another knife in his other hand*

Joy: Here, have a very violent wolf. *wolf appears and rips off his tail*

Morrowseer: *screams louder*

Joy: *over the screams* Did you know the eight all powerful beings are currently living in a college dorm room with a rebellious half-angel they adopted as their child?

Morrowseer: Uh, no? What's that?

Joy: I'm not sure, but it sounds like a GREAT story.

Joy: Why did you chose Blister???

Morrowseer: Because she was smart, and beautiful, and she was DEADLY.

Joy:.......So it was an attraction thing. 

Morrowseer: Something like that.

Joy: An affair that ended with you both dying.

Morrowseer: Sure.

Joy: Why are you such an ass???

Morrowseer: Because. I. CAN.

Joy: *puts tweezers on his ears and pulls*

Morrowseer: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOOWOWWOWOW!!!!!!

Joy: Ears are SO stretchable!

Joy: *tells him everything about Queen Wasp* Wasp or Blister?