Joy: Welcome back! Just so you know, we are now up to 54 members! Wow.
Joy: And after Shorange's interview, I'll put up a list of our next interviews, so be sure to send in the names of who you want to see next! Those already on the list include Deathbringer and Qibli! Please wait until the next interview to ask questions for them though.
Joy: And now, without further ado, I give you, my only cousin and faithful enemy, everyone's favorite fruit, Pine-in-the-ass!
*Pineapple appears in a cage*
Pineapple: My NAME is PINEAPPLE.
Joy: Not to me it's not.
Pineapple: And I'm not going to kill you, so why am I in a cage?
Joy: Oh, silly little witch, the cage isn't for MY protection.
Joy: It's for YOURS.
Pineapple:......
Joy: Now, let's begin! RasberryTheRainWing asks "WHY ARE YOU EVIL"
Pineapple: I am NOT evil!
Joy: *glares*
Pineapple: What! I'm not.
Joy: May I remind you that you, oh, MURDERED TEN INNOCENT DRAGONETS, KIDNAPPED MY BEST FRIEND, HELPED KIDNAP HYBRIDS FRO JMA, AND SLIT KELP'S THROAT!
Pineapple: Are you seriously still mad about that Seawing?
Joy: YES I AM SERIOUSLY STILL MAD ABOUT THAT SEAWING!!!!!
Pineapple: He's fine!
Joy: SCREW YOU!
Pineapple: Whatever. To answer the question, I'm not evil, I'm just obsessed with becoming Queen and making various dragons my slaves.
Joy: Oh, so you're EVIL.
Pineapple: N-
Joy: Okay NEXT QUESTION! Thorn5 wants to know the nicest thing you've done in your life.
Pineapple: Well, I was Rainkeeper's friend, but he didn't want to be near me.
Joy: Hmm, I wonder why. Maybe it's because YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH!
Pineapple: I would never do anything to hurt Rainkeeper. If anything, he's the one who hurt me.
Joy: Why, because he didn't like that you were crazy and always wanted to be near him?
Pineapple: He should've known better!
Joy: He was 2! He probably thought you had cooties!
Pineapple: *growls*
Joy: Moving on, Dawnbreaker want to know who your parents are.
Pineapple: Well, my father is unfortunately Jambu.
Joy: And your mother?
Pineapple: Your guess is as good as mine.
Joy:.....Does Jambu know who your mother is?
Pineapple: Honestly? I don't think so.
Joy:.......Yeah, that sounds like Jambu. KittyCats2468 wants to know who your favorite dragon is.
Pineapple: Rainkeeper.
Joy: Touch him and there's a mile long line waiting to kill you.
Joy: What would happen if you suddenly loved everyone?
YOU ARE READING
Joy Squad
RomanceI've seen so many ship armies for WOF that I figured..... Why not make an Army for Joy? If you don't know who she is, check out my other books and then sign up. Credit to @Zana_Zoola14 for the awesome cover! :)
