Joy: HELLO AGAIN! Today we welcome, the lovely, the deadly and cannon character.....GLORY!
Glory: Um, hi?
Joy: So, let's get started with our questions!
Glory: Oh, I have one. WHY do you have a MINI ARMY?
Joy: Well, for one, when I'm queen I'll have two dragon armies and a scavenger squadron.
Glory: *facetalons*
Joy: First question! GalaxyWof wants to know "How was raising Rainkeeper and Joy?"
Glory: It was....interesting. Things were a bit more difficult with Rainkeeper, simply because he was our first dragonet, but it was always fun to be with my dragonets, especially when they were little and innocent.
Joy:....My brother's first word was kill, and I'm me. When were we innocent?
Glory: Hey, you used to play tag with your father and giggle at the wind. INNOCENT.
Joy: I am violently dismember my enemies and have a squad of highly skilled torturers and the king of hell. NOT INNOCENT.
Glory: What's the next question?
Joy: What made you fall in love with Deathbringer?
Glory:.........
Glory: Well, he's hot, smug enough to make me want to slap him, he is persistent, and brooding, and hot, and he cares about me and he's hot, he helped me and he's super hot...
Joy: OKAY. "How do you manage Joy, Deathbringer AND Rainkeeper AND the RainWings AND the NightWings?"
Glory:......Lots. And LOTS. of patience.
Joy:....That's it?
Glory: Well, you, Deathbringer, and the Nightwings need strict instruction and rule, whereas the Rainwings need a caring person. Rainkeeper just kinda good on his own.
Joy: Thoughts on SilkWings, HiveWings and LeafWings?
Glory: What, what and what?
Joy: They're new tribes on the Lost Continent.
Glory: Well, leafwings sound like they'd fit in well in the rainforest. Hivewings sound slightly terrifying, and Silkwings sound nice.
Joy: What's your favorite color?
Glory: Um.....tie between silver and dark blue.
Joy: How come?
Glory: Because dark blue makes me look like a regal queen.
Joy:.....And silver?
Glory: ......No reason!
Joy: Suuuure. "What do you think of Ander-Ray and also Ray's mom calling Ander crazy?"
Joy: Wait WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN!?!?!
Glory:.........One moment *picks up phone*
Glory: Coral, HI! Listen, I need one of your Seawings.
Glory: Yes, make sure she dies extra bloody. Thank you!
Glory: Next question?
Joy: Glory what would you have done if Deathbringer decided to kill you/your friends like he was supposed to?
Glory:......Well, I'd be dead, so.....
Joy: Fair point. how would you feel if you found out Deathbringer flirted with girls before you?
YOU ARE READING
Joy Squad
RomanceI've seen so many ship armies for WOF that I figured..... Why not make an Army for Joy? If you don't know who she is, check out my other books and then sign up. Credit to @Zana_Zoola14 for the awesome cover! :)
