Joy Squad

Rainkeeper's Interview

Joy: Before we begin with this, I'd like to inroduce you all to Crowley.

Crowley: *waves*

Joy: He will be joining our squad, and as the King of Hell, he can help out any of you who are not confident in your torturing abilities, although I doubt any of you need it.

Joy: He also has minions that can bring us tea.

Crowley: And I'm bloody Crowley!

Joy: Exactly. Now, I believe we have an interview to do! 

Joy: *snaps talons*

*Crowley disappears and Rainkeeper appears*

Rainkeeper: Why did I agree to this?

Joy: Because I'm your little sister, Keepie, and you'd do anything for me.

Rainkeeper: No I wouldn't.

Joy: Suuuuure. Anyways, our first questions comes from General Stargift. "Rainkeeper, how do you feel about Ember and Apple? What do you think of the squad? And last if you could have any power what would it be?"

Rainkeeper: Good questions. Um....

Rainkeeper: Ember and Apple's gonna take some getting used to, but I can't kill Ember because it's Air's son, so... Guess I have to live with it.

Rainkeeper: And I think this squad makes Joy even more power-crazy then she already is, if that's even possible. But, I suppose it's a little cool. Maybe I should start one....

Joy: A squad? No. An art club, MAYBE. 

Rainkeeper: What, I can't have an army, but you can?

Joy: Yep. And there's a change we might give Air an Air Force.

Rainkeeper:.....WTF?

Rainkeeper: And for powers.....Teleportation would be pretty cool. Then when I'm traveling, I can just zap back to the rainforest to see Pear. 

Joy: Wonderful. Our next question is brought to you by Abyss. "What do you think of Ember? And how do you feel about their relationship?"

Rainkeeper: I think Ember is nice, and he's good with Apple, but I don't LOVE their relationship. I don't hate it, it's just not my favorite thing in the world.

Joy: Next is from Luna. "What do you think about Jelp? What brutal way would you Murder Pear's parents in? On a scales of 1 to 10 , how would you rate Joy's likeness to her parents? She also would happily help you kill Pear's parents.

Rainkeeper: Well, thanks for the offer, but when it comes to Pear's parents, I doubt I'd need any assistance. Except to maybe muffle the screams... As for HOW I'd kill them, it'd most likely be on the Nightwing Island, and involve lava, and a lot of torture.

Rainkeeper: As for Jelp, I approve.

Joy: THANK you.

Rainkeeper: There are very few dragons in this world that can help keep my sister sane. And Kelp does a wonderful job of that. And you know, they're in love and stuff.

Joy: *facetalons*

Rainkeeper: As for Joy's likeness.... Compared to Glory, with 1 being not at all, and ten being an exact copy, I'd say a six.

Joy: Why?

Rainkeeper: Because when you switch to your queenly, diplomatic mode, you are a lot like Glory, and you also have her sarcastic comebacks and you look like her.

Joy: True. And likeness to Deathbringer?

Rainkeeper: 8.

Joy: Really?