WARNING. THE FOLLOWING CONTENT CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR WINGS OF FIRE BOOK ELEVEN: THE LOST CONTINENT
PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
Joy: BOOOOK ELEVEN PEOPLESSSSSS!!!!
Joy: Our scavenger author read the whole book in under four hours, so I figured I should probably read it too.
Joy: And why not let you guys see my reaction to it?
Joy: *starts reading*
Joy:.......
Joy: Ooooh, Darkstalker is gonna be PISSED when he finds out that Clearsight hooked up with another guy...
Joy: "Who would name their child Orange?" OMG ORANGE IS IN HERE!!! And, to answer the question, Lazy Rainwings. Rainwing would definitely name their child Orange.
Joy: Queen Wasp sees all? Uuuhhh, Big Brother much?
Joy: Welp, Pantala is under communism rule.
Joy: THEY HAVE BOOKS?!?!?! NOT scrolls- BOOKS!!!
Joy: Luna and Swordtail, flying in the sky, GETTIN ALL K-I-S-S-Y
Joy: Wait, they shoot SILK. What are they, Spider-dragons?
Joy: Oh, that's a good one. Spider Dragon, spider Dragon, does whatever a spider Dragon does. Can he swing, from a web? Yes he can, he's a Dragon, LOOOOOK OOOOOOOOOOUT HE IS A SPIDER DRAGON.
Joy: Wait. How does Blue and Luna's family work? Very confused....
Joy: THEY HAVE NO TREES?!?!?!?! HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT TREES!?!?!? THEY GIVE YOU OXYGEN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
Joy: Okay, I really need to take Sundew to the rainforest now. She'd die.
Joy: "Punishable by maiming, dismemberment, impaling, and death, in that order." THAT IS EPIC. I NEED TO USE THAT.
Joy: Awwwww, Blue and Cricket! The forbidden love story that BETTER HAPPEN.
Joy: What should Luna and Swordtail's Ship name be? Swuna? Lordtail?
Joy: That moment when your ship sails before you even realized you're shipping it.
Joy: Okaaaaay, so they worship Clearsight. That's a little creepy....
Joy: If these guys are against hybrids, then they're REALLY Gonna hate Pyrrhia.
Joy: Okay, can- can we just agree on some things?
1. Queen Wasp is a bitch
2. Luna X Swordtail and Blue X Cricket NEED TO HAPPEN.
3. Cricket is basically the Hivewing equivalent of an Airflyer dragonet.
Joy: Don't believe the last one? Well, look at it this way. Cricket says she loves food.
Clay ✔
She rambles and asks lots of questions
Peril✔
She has a lot of theories and is fun
Fatespeaker✔
She is very smart and likes to think things through
Starflight✔
Joy: Thus, Airflyer dragonet.
Joy: OMM WHAT DID THEY GIVE SWORDTAIL?!?! He's high af, and has lost his mind.....
Joy:.....Could I get some of that stuff? Oh, and like everything Sundew owns.
Joy: Admiral is a little crazy....
Joy: THEORY! We don't know who Cricket's mother is, right? So what if the reason she's immune to Wasp's mind control is because she's a hybrid?
Joy: But what would she be a hybrid WITH?
Joy: *reads last chapter*
Joy: AAAAAA SWORDTAIL NOOOOOO
Joy: *reads epilogue*
Joy: YEAH YEAH YEAH, MOONBLI MERTS LUNA, BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO SWORDTAIL!?!??! DON'T SINK MY SHIP ALREADY!!!!!!
Joy: *throws book at the wall and sulks*
Joy: The things you scavengers put up with for this series, honestly.
Joy: WHEN THE HELL DOES BOOK 12 COME OUT??? I'M GONNA GO KILL AUTOCORRECT SEE YOU ALL LATER.
YOU ARE READING
Joy Squad
RomanceI've seen so many ship armies for WOF that I figured..... Why not make an Army for Joy? If you don't know who she is, check out my other books and then sign up. Credit to @Zana_Zoola14 for the awesome cover! :)
