Joy: Today we have with us, my daughter Rin, and her secret lover-
Rin: *glares*
Joy:.....And her BOYFRIEND,
Rin: *glares harder*
Joy:......And her FRIEND WITH BENEFITS, PARROT.
Parrot: Hey.
Joy: Good to have you two. Let's get started!
Joy: WHY WON'T YOU ADMIT YOU'RE A COUPLE??
Parrot: Because she won't let me.
Rin: Because I like to keep my options open.
Parrot: Ow.
Joy: Geez, relationship denial is very strong in my family.....
Joy: You get that from Glory.
Rin: I figured.
Joy: Where do you go and what do you do when you sneak off?
Rin: We go to a cave.
Parrot: And we kiss and stuff.
Joy: They've demanded details.
Rin: We experiment. An NOT ALL OF THAT IS DIRTY-MINDED.
Parrot: Sometimes we just lounge around and ponder life's most mysterious questions.
Rin: Like who named all the colors in the world?
Joy:...........I will never be able to sleep again with that question on my mind. THANKS.
Joy: Rin how do you feel about Ander beating up Starfrost?
Rin: I know I shouldn't, but I'm a little proud.... But also, you know, it's horrible and she REALLY should stop but... *laughs* It's kinda funny to watch Stardust get covered in feathers...
Joy: If Ander did happen to kill a dragon by roasting them like a pig how would you feel?
Parrot:......Concerned.
Rin: VERY proud.....Depending on who she killed.
Joy: Opinion on my scavenger friends?
Rin: They're cool.
Parrot: They're th eonly scavengers I know, so yeah, they're interesting.
Joy: RIN, You said you're bi, WHAT GIRL DID YOU KISS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Rin: I'll never tell.
Joy: Too bad, you're spilling.
Parrot: I want the answer to this too.
Rin: *shrugs* Permafrost and I may have kissed before she met Stardust.
Joy: *smiles*
Parrot: I KNEW IT!
Joy: TELL ME MORE!!!!
Rin: There's not much else to tell. It didn't really happen again, and we don't talk about it. It wasn't bad though. Permafrost is a good kisser.
Joy: *screeches*
Parrot: What about me?
Rin: Yeah, you're a good kisser too.
Parrot: Thank you.
Joy: Also, Parrot, where in the world would you go with Rin, and Vice versa?
Parrot: Well, I've always kinda wanted to see the Sky Kingdom and the view from their mountain tops, so that'd be cool.
Rin: I'd like that. I'd LOVE to see the Sea Kingdom, but Parrot couldn't go with me, sadly.
YOU ARE READING
Joy Squad
RomantikaI've seen so many ship armies for WOF that I figured..... Why not make an Army for Joy? If you don't know who she is, check out my other books and then sign up. Credit to @Zana_Zoola14 for the awesome cover! :)
