Harry Fourth of July (Also War Stuff)

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Joy: Okay, guys, just a heads up.

Joy: Try not  to spam darthfalence or whoever we're fighting in the future, okay? Because let's be honest, nobody likes spam. It's not fun.

Joy: And to darthfalence I think it's time we had a battle and settled this matter once or for all. So you decide the battlefield, my court or yours, and name a time. 

Joy: But not today because IT'S THE FOURTH OF JULY AND I'M TOO BUSY BLOWING STUFF UP IN THE SKY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Joy: THREE MOONS, I WISH I WAS IN D.C. FOR TRUMP'S EPIC FIREWORKS DISPLAY. 

Joy: HE'S HAVING A FREAKING TANK SALUTE, THAT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.

Joy: But for now....LIGHT THEM OFF KELP!!!

Kelp: *boredly sets of hundreds of fireworks*

Joy: POW PA POW POW POW! BOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!! 

Joy: Boom! Biddy bom-bom boom! Biddy bom bow! Ba-dip-boo! Boom! Boom!

Kelp: Why are you like this?

Joy: BECAUSE FIREWORKS!

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