Joy Squad

To Be Dismembered List

Joy: heLLO EVERYONE.

Joy: We have some VERY SPECIALS GUESTS TODAY.

Joy: I think OluCat14 will enjoy this the most, seeing as she recently experienced the pain one of these horrible creatures caused, so here we go.

Joy: Since I have so many interviews, I'm leaving some people from my To Be Dismembered list for you all to torture.

Joy: Take note, NOT KILL. These people are to FULL ON TORTURED UNTIL I SAY THEY ARE PERMITTED TO DIE.

Kelp: Joy, chill.

Joy: NO. 

Joy: That being said, here's the list!

-Five. 

Joy: Five is manipulative bastard who DESTROYED the glorious OTP worthy ship of Navrina, and although he lost an eye because of it, I think he deserves MUCH. MUCH. WORSE.

Joy: Please slowly shred him to pieces in the cruelest way imaginable. Thank you.

-Tamlin.

Joy: This one you go much easier on, although HE IS A PAIN IN THE ASS. Have some fun with him, and don't worry- he's immortal so he'll last longer!

-David.

Joy: This man is just one of the people responsible for Tris's *SPOILER* death in Allegiant. Before you begin your personalized torture methods for him, I recommend that you stick toothpicks under each of his fingernails, and then hammer then in. 

-Dolohov. 

Joy: This wizard killed Remus Lupin. Destroy him.

-Bellatrix 

Joy: I want you to burn her hair off, strand by strand. SHE KILLED SIRIUS, TONKS, AND DOBBY!!!! SHE DESERVES TO SUFFER.

-Micheal.

Joy: This one was recommended by Air, and don't worry, Michifer fans, he's from an alternate universe. But apparently he's hurting Destiel, and to hurt that ship is to hurt Air, so PROTECT AIR.

-Ptolemus Samos.

Joy: This man is the reason why my Red Queen OTP is dead. KILL. HIM.

-Maven.

Joy: Dis BITCH. NEEDS. TO. SUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFER!!!!!!!

-Your choice.

Joy: Add in anyone from any other fandoms that you think needs a few weeks of good torture before being slowly dipped into boiling acid. 

Joy: Enjoy!