Joy: We're gonna play a game, so place your bets.
Joy: How many butter knives can we fit in a jackass's eye?
Joy: I have several hundred butter knives ready, but you get to decide who's eyes we're stabbing them in. Our options so far are some of my choices, and the rest Are from your selections in the "To Be Dismembered List"
-Caleb Prior
-Tamlin, High Lord of the Sidelines.
-Five
-Chameleon
-Octavian
-Ein
-Macaw
-Lotor
-Whirlpool
-Gale and Beetee
-Bellatrix
Joy: So, who shall receive the most torture? Who do you think can fit the most butter knives in their eyes?
Joy: And who else should be on this list?
Joy: I'll wait.
Joy: *starts playing the knife game*
Joy: I jave all my fingers, the knife goes chop chop chop, and if I miss the spaces in between my fingers will come off-
Tamlin: Can I play?
Joy: Sure! *stabs knife through Tamlin's hand*
Tamlin: *screams*
Joy: That's what you get for hurting Feyre.
Tamlin: But I didn't hurt her!! I love her!!!
Joy:......Oh really?
Joy: *slams another knife into his hand and twists it*
Joy: I'm gonna gut you like a fish when this is over, you bitch.
Joy: Nobody causes Feysand pain and lives.
Joy: Have a nice day Squad! I'll try to get Kestrel's interview up ASAP!
YOU ARE READING
Joy Squad
RomanceI've seen so many ship armies for WOF that I figured..... Why not make an Army for Joy? If you don't know who she is, check out my other books and then sign up. Credit to @Zana_Zoola14 for the awesome cover! :)
