Joy: TODAY we are interviewing the least annoying daughter of Queen Coral, the tethered little cinnabun, AUKLET!
Auklet: Why am I a tethered little cinnabun?
Joy: Because I have a cinnabun ship to sail.
Joy: On with the questions!
Joy: So....... what's going on with Cliff?
Auklet:.....I don't know, he doesn't live near me.
Joy: But you talk.
Auklet: Sometimes.....
Joy: Go eat a cinnamon bun and become it.
Auklet: Okay! *eats cinnamon bun*
Joy: You didn't change,
Auklet: I can;t become a cinnmon roll if I already am one.
Joy:......I love this child.
Joy: What do you think about your family. (Tsunami, Coral, and Anemone)?
Auklet: Tsunami is AWESOME! Anemone's okay, most of the time. Turtle's shy, but he's fun. Mommy's nice, I guess, but I wish she'd let me play with the rest of my brothers and let me off the stupid tether.
Joy: Cats or dogs?
Auklet: Cats!
Joy: Thoughts about Jade Mountain?
Auklet: I WANNA GO SO BAD BUT MOMMY SAYS I'M TOO YOUNG!
Joy: Clifflet?
Auklet: Yeaaaaaahhhhh
Joy: Do you like birds?
Auklet: I like seagulls.
Joy: What kind of dessert are you?
Auklet: CAKE! I like cake.
Joy: Favorite ship?
Auklet: *looks around* Don't tell Mommy, buuuuuut it's Ripnami.....
Joy: I love this child.
Joy: I don't have a question here have a cookie and a hug and a Cliff Clifflet forever
Joy: *hugs her, gives her a cookie*
Auklet: I like cookies *eats it*
*Cliff appears*
Auklet: CLIFFY!!!!
Cliff: LETTIE!!!!
Joy: Can you and and cliff have a playdate?
Auklet: YES!
Joy: Can you and cliff hug, please?
Auklet: *tackles Cliff and hugs him*
Joy: *drops* OW. ADORABLENESS HAS STABBED ME.
Joy: Do you like Cliff?
Auklet: Yes!
Joy: Are you enchanted to be adorable?
Auklet: Noooooooo
Joy: Do you ship it? You will know what 'it' is.
Auklet:......I think so?
Joy: Did you like your Mom?
Auklet: She was nice, sometimes.
Auklet: *clings to Cliff*
Joy: Who is your favorite sister?
Auklet: Tsunami!
Joy: Have a kitty a water breathing one!
Auklet: *gasps* IT'S ADORABLE, IT'S NAME IS BUBBLES AND I'M KEEPING IT FOREVER.
Joy: Otps?
Auklet: Ripnami, and Anemarin, and Clifflet and Cleril, even though I don't know what Cleril is.
Cliff: When you meet them, you'll love them, I promise.
Auklet: Okay!
Joy: Rainbows! (Sorry I'm a scavenger Umber)
Auklet: I love rainbows.
Joy: Thoughts on Gay and Hybrid dragons?
Auklet: I don't know many, but Anemone said she was gay, and I like Anemone, so I guess that means I like gay dragons. And Anemone likes a Rainwing, and their dragonets would be hybrids, so I like hybrids too because I want Anemone to be happy with her Rainwing.
Joy:.....You're too precious for this world.
Joy: If u and Cliff had dragonets- names?
Cliff: Ummmmm
Auklet: Ummmmmm
Auklet: Bubbles!
Cluff: Yes! Bubbles! And Harmony!
Auklet: Ooooooh, that's pretty. Oh! What about Melody?
Cliff: Yes!
Joy: Thoughts on Supernatural?
Auklet: Weird scary monsters and funny little scavengers.
Joy: Sexuality?
Auklet: Um......Well, Tsunami said she was straight, but I don't know what that means..... Can I be curly?
Joy: Yes. Yes you can.
Joy: Do you ever think of killing coral?
Auklet: Only when the harness gets too tight.
Joy: Do you want to marry Cliff?
Auklet: Yes.
Cliff: I wanna marry you too. We should totally get married.
Auklet: Yeah!
Joy: Are you a potato?
Auklet: Yes.
Joy: Kiss Cliff for me! Also, name at least three names for your kids and admit u looooovvveeeee Cliff! Srry, just love Clifflet!
Auklet: Harmony, Bubbles, and MElody will be our children, and I LOVE CLIFF! *kisses Cliff*
Cliff: *blushes insanely*
Joy: Hugs!!
Auklet: YES! HUGS! HUGS FOR EVERYONE- I LOVE HUGS!!!
Joy: *hugs her*
Joy: Oh my gosh, I think this is the only interview to ever be under a 1,000 words. Eh, whatever-
Joy: Send in questions for Anemone!
YOU ARE READING
Joy Squad
عاطفيةI've seen so many ship armies for WOF that I figured..... Why not make an Army for Joy? If you don't know who she is, check out my other books and then sign up. Credit to @Zana_Zoola14 for the awesome cover! :)
