Joy: Listen to the song while imagining your OTP. You will not regret it.
Joy: So, today we have my son, Shore, and his girlfriend-that's-not-really-his-girlfriend-even-though-they-are-completely-in-love-with-each-other, Orange!
Joy: Oh, and there's apparently been a TINY complication with us having Crowley in our squad.... But don't mention t to Air, please.
Joy: Yeah. The King of Hell kinda died.... But we'll resurrect him eventually, don't worry.
*Shore and Orange appear*
Joy: Shore! Orange! Shorange. Have a seat, and answer the questions my loyal squad asks of you.
Shore:.......Yep, this is gonna be a weird day.
Orange: Eh, we've have worse.
Joy: First question! KittyCats2468 asks "If you had a daughter, what would you name her?"
Orange: Um, that's awkward-
Joy: Guys, you're a ship. YOU'RE IN LOVE. ANSWER THE QUESTIONS TRUTHFULLY.
Shore: Um, I don't know........What about Rosella?
Orange: Ooo, I like that. Let's go with that.
Joy: When will you two get married?
Shore:......We're like, BARELY full grown?
Orange: Years. It'll be years.
Joy: Who is your favorite ship: Jelp, Pearkeeper, Emple, Marrot, Anderay, Starfrost, or Haysen
Orange: WOW. That's a hard one.
Shore: Um....Not Marrot, or Pearkeeper.
Orange: Hey, I love Pearkeeper, but I agree, there are better ones.
Shore: It would be weird if I said Jelp.
Orange: Fine, then I'll say it for you. JELP!
Shore: I'm gonna vote Emple.
Joy: Got it. Our next question comes from FryingPanLlama. "if you could do anything to juniper what would you do?"
Shorange: Kill her.
Orange: Painfully.
Shore: Slowly and EXCRUCIATINGLY painfully.
Joy: Awwww, that's so cute! You'd torture her together!
Shore: Mother. Please stop.
Joy: how does it feel to be an awesome ship?
Orange: Epic, although I wish we were more canon.
Shore: Hey, I love you, you know that I love you, what more is there?
Orange:...........*sighs*
Joy: Anyway, CosmicKestrel asks What is your favorite moment together?
Shore: I liked that one time when we wrestled, and I won.
Orange:.......Dude, I LET you win.
Shore: Suuuuuuuuuure you did.
Orange: *rolls eyes* I liked it when he kissed me in front of nearly every girl in the whole school.
Shore: Yeah, that was awesome.
Joy: Would you happily murder Juniper?
Shorange: HELL YES.
Joy: Why don't you like oranges , Orange?
YOU ARE READING
Joy Squad
RomanceI've seen so many ship armies for WOF that I figured..... Why not make an Army for Joy? If you don't know who she is, check out my other books and then sign up. Credit to @Zana_Zoola14 for the awesome cover! :)
