Joy Squad

Kestrel's Interview

Joy: SOooooooo, I just realized that this book has been under the Romance category, NOT the Random category.....

Joy: *thinks back to all the vicious murder plots that have gone on in this book*

Joy: Oh yeah. Totally a romance book.

Joy: Anyways, today's interview is with the ONE, the ONLY, the DEBATABLE, KESTREL!!!!!

Joy: CosmicKestrel, I apologize in advance for the hate Kestrel shall receive. I know how much you like her.

Kestrel: Who the heck is CosmicKestrel.

Joy: Your #1 fan.

Kestrel:.....For real?

Joy: Yes.

Kestrel: Oh. Well.... Hello fan!

Joy: Now, for da QUESTIONS!

Joy: Kestrel, one of my favorites! What would you do if you found out that Soar was secretly a Rainwing?

Kestrel: What? That's impossible.

Joy: Theoretically, then.

Kestrel: I'd freak out.

Joy:........Oh we're gonna have fun with you.

Joy: OTPs?

Kestrel: Hmm, let's see..... Scarlet X Torture, Dune X Trash can, and Webs X Cowardice. 

Joy:.......Wow.

Joy: Thoughts on Webs and Dune?

Kestrel: Webs was a weak coward, but Dune was tolerable. We were both equally miserable, so it was easy to have a conversation with him.

Joy: Thoughts on Asha and Hvitur?

Kestrel: Asha was the one that we were depending on- she was the only one who really cared about dragonets. It was a bad day when we lost her. And Hvitur? He was snobbish, like all Icewings, but strong and loyal. I would've preferred him to Webs any day.

Joy: Did you really love Soar, before you found out he was Rainwing of course?

Kestrel: Three moons NO. And WTF HE'S A RAINWING?!?!?! 

Joy: Yeah.

Kestrel:......Ew.

Joy: You didn't deserve to die!

Kestrel: Thanks. I agree.

Joy: Kestrel, I'd gladly reincarnate you (Don't question me, I'm the queen of reincarnation) somehow. If you want, can I hug you?

Kestrel: I'm not really a fan of hugs-

Joy: Yes, you can hug her as much as you want.

Joy: And lastly, I love you!

Kestrel: Um.....Okay?

Joy: You were my favorite guardian and you died. Sad.

Kestrel: I was the best, wasn't I?

Joy: Thoughts on Peril?

Kestrel: I wish I got the chance to learn more about her. And I think it's kind of odd how someone raised by a dragon as evil as Scarlet was able to be so good.

Joy: Thoughts on dead son?

Joy: Well that's blunt....

Kestrel: Not a day goes by where I don't wonder how my life would have been different if he had lived.