Joy: And now, we have the mind-reading, future-seeing, Clearsight reincarnated, reason for the most complicated love triangle ever, Our own Desmond the moon bear, MOONWATCHER!
Moon: Hello to you too, Joy.
Joy: Good to see you Moon. Let's get started.
Joy: Some people ship you and Darkstalker. Thoughts?
Moon: Wait....As in romantically ship?
Joy: Yes.
Moon: WHAT THE F-
Joy: BEEP.
Moon: Did you seriously just.
Joy: Kelp asked me to bleep swearing. Continue.
Moon: WHY WOULD ANYONE PUT ME WITH DARKSTALKER, HE'S LIKE TWO THOUSAND YEARS OLD THEN ME!!!! AND WE'E JUST FRIENDS, AND HE'S KINDA EVIL, AND HE- Ooooooh, wait I'm starting to see it now.
Joy: Yeah?
Moon: So he's totally into me, and I'm severely grossed out?
Joy: Yeah, that's kinda how that was going.
Moon:.............Disturbing. Am I ALLOWED to have a male friend who's DOESN'T want to date me?
Joy: Yes...... You've got Turtle. And Umber.
Moon: Wonderful. Next?
Joy: Moon take this gift! (I give it to her,and it's a boxing glove thing in it)
Moon: *gets punched in the face by it*
Moon: OW! What was that for!?!?
Joy: Yeaaaaaaaaaaah, some people don't really like you.
Moon: Oh.
Joy: Moon say hi to Clearsight *Clearsight appears*
Moon: Oh hell.
Clearsight: Why do you kinda look like me?
Moon: Why didn't YOU JUST KILL DARKSTALKER?!!?
Clearsight: Because I loved him!
Moon: THAT'S NO EXCUSE!!!!
Moon: HORRIBLE SHIPS EXIST BECAUSE OF YOU!
Joy: *laughs*
Joy: Moon, What's it like being a mind reader and a prophet?
Moon: Miserable. I don't understand why anyone would want those powers.
Joy: Why do you like Qibli?
Moon: Because he's thoughtful and sweet and he really cares about me.
Joy: Thoughts on the Jade Winglet?
Moon: I love them! Those guys are my best friends in the world! I wish I got to know Carnelian and Umber a bit more, but they're still all awesome!
Joy: What are your ships?
Moon: TURTLEJOU OTP. And also Cleril, GLORYBINGER, Starspeaker, Qinter, Qinterwatcher, Moonbli, and Winterwatcher.
Joy: Do you know who your father is?
Moon: Unfortunately, yes.
Joy: Thoughts on your tribe?
Moon: Some of them are better then others.
Joy: Thoughts on TLC?
Moon: I think it's very interesting, and I want to go there, and I can't to learn more about it, and- THEY HAVE BOOKS AND ARE SO MUCH SMARTER THEN US I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL THERE AND ACTUALLY LEARN!!!
YOU ARE READING
Joy Squad
RomansaI've seen so many ship armies for WOF that I figured..... Why not make an Army for Joy? If you don't know who she is, check out my other books and then sign up. Credit to @Zana_Zoola14 for the awesome cover! :)
