A/N: Sorry this has taken so long to update...
Joy: And TODAY we shall be interviewing the chilly, the frilly, the one we only care about because Winter is alone- LYNX!
Lynx: Hi!
Joy: Good to have you, even though you're ripping a delightful hole in my Qinterwatcher ship.
Lynx: Don't apologize for that.
Joy:....Yeah. Let's get started!
Joy: Lynx! M'lady! How you been? Also here Meet Moon. Do you think you look like an iceowng version of her? Or is she a nightwing version of you?
*Moon appears*
Lynx:..... She's a Nightwing version of me, obviously. I was here first.
Moon: Oh, hello bitch. If being here first mattered, then why does your boyfriend like kissing me instead of you?
Lynx: I dunno, why does he like kissing a Sandwing boy more then you?
Joy: Ladies, ladies PLEASE! There'll be plenty of time you roast each other through Winter later. *snaps talons*
*Moon disappears*
Joy: Did you know that the reason winter didn't like talking to you was because the freckles made him think of moon?
Lynx: No, but now I hate Moon even more.
Joy: You are awesome! Meet your child!
*Frost (From ILikeSharpThings's oc book)appears*
Frost: Hi.
Lynx: Oh......Hi.
Joy: Kiss winter!
*Winter appears*
Lynx: Eh, why not. *kisses him*
Winter: Wait- WHAT? Lynx?!!? But- Moonbli- Qinterwatcher- Three moons, dragons need to STOP falling in love with me.
*Winter disappears*
Joy: ........fuck off
Lynx: You fuck off.
Joy: HAHAHAHA- Try me, bitch.
Joy: Lynx,take this pineapple and throw it at Qibli
*Qibli appears*
Lynx: Okay. *throws pineapple at Qibli*
Qibli: OW!!!!
Joy: *laughs* That's great.
*Qibli disappears*
Joy: Hey Lynx! Do you like Winter? And if you do how much on a scale of 1-10?
Lynx: There's not much you're allowed to like in the Ice Kingdom, so I'd say I tolerate him at about a six.
Joy: Wonderful.
Joy: Lynx, would you ever have dragonets with Winter?
Lynx: THREE MOONS WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?
Joy: One you're going to answer.
Lynx: Well, I mean, if it helped my ranking, and we were married..... Sure, I guess.
Joy: You heard it here first people, Lynx does not object to a Lynxter dragonet.
Joy: Who was your first crush?
Lynx: Hailstorm, actually.
Joy: OTPS?
Lynx: BLACIER FOREVER!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Joy Squad
RomanceI've seen so many ship armies for WOF that I figured..... Why not make an Army for Joy? If you don't know who she is, check out my other books and then sign up. Credit to @Zana_Zoola14 for the awesome cover! :)
