Joy: So, by popular demand, WE HAS A SPORTS TEAM.
Joy: Our team name is The Magic Death Spit, or TMDS. It beat The Mafia by one vote.
Joy: Our team colors by a long shot are BLACK AND RAINBOW, THE GLORYBRINGER COLORS.
Joy: Our Mascot is me with a chainsaw, woo-hoo!
Joy: And our sport will be Creative Torture, which beat the Hunger Games by only one vote.
Joy: So YAY! Now whenever someone asks if you're on a sports team, you can proudly say you're a member of the TMDS creative torture team.
Joy: And now that that's done, let's get to the interview.
Joy: Please welcome STARFLIGHT and FATESPEAKER!!
Starflight: Hello.
Fatespeaker: HI!
Joy: Let's jump right in.
Joy: Fatespeaker, since I don't exactly love you, but don't want you to die, so have a crepe. By the way, Fatespeaker, one of the only reasons I tolerate you-ish is that A)Starflight isn't good enough for Sunny,B)Sunny should go together with Meerkat, and C) Reasons A &B.
Fatespeaker: Oh, um, okay.... Thanks for the crepe!
Joy: Starflight, did you know that Turtle was going to heal your sight but then Qibli broke Animus magic?
Starflight:..........
Fatespeaker:...Starflight?
Starflight: DAMMIT QIBLI!!!!
Joy: I know.
Joy: Here Fatespeaker *Gives her mind reading Powers so she can hear all the times Starflight think about Sunny.*
Fatespeaker: *reads Starflight's mind*
Fatespeaker: *sees the thoughts about Sunny*
Fatespeaker: Starflight! *slaps him*
Starflight: Ow!
Fatespeaker: Oh shut up, you deserved that.
Joy: Kill someone you hate like Ander killed prickle.
Joy: Man, that's a popular one. You guys really like how Prickle died, don't you?
Starflight: But that's so violent, I don't really want to-
Fatespeaker: Only ONE dragon? Now that's difficult. Can't I kill Ochre, Squid, Viper, Morrowseer, AND Flame?
Joy: Leave Flame out of this, we need him to be Umber's boyfriend.
Fatespeaker: But Umber could do so much better!
Joy:....True, true. But I'll let you kill Ochre, Squid and Viper. Starflight, wanna kill Morrowseer?
Starflight: YES.
Fatespeaker: *murders Ochre, Squid and Viper*
Starflight: *reluctantly kills Morrowseer*
Joy: Careful, Fatespeaker, I just might have to recruit you for the Squad.
Fatespeaker: No need, here's the form, I wanna join.
Joy:.....You're in.
Joy: Spn thoughts?
Starflight: It's a wonderful show, and the brotherhood and sense of family is so well thought out, and it's so well acted and written and-
YOU ARE READING
Joy Squad
RomanceI've seen so many ship armies for WOF that I figured..... Why not make an Army for Joy? If you don't know who she is, check out my other books and then sign up. Credit to @Zana_Zoola14 for the awesome cover! :)
