Joy Squad

Peril's Interview

Joy: And TODAY we had the fiesty, the fiery, the over-obsessed girlfriend meme come to life, everyone's favorite firescales.....PERIL!

Peril:........I'm gonna go out on a limb and say at least half of those things AREN'T true.

Joy: Yeah, but I'm the host and I can introduce you however I see fit.

Joy: I mean, at least you get your NAME in the title. Macaw just had the word pervert.

Peril:.........Fair enough. Ask your questions.

Joy: Y you not want burn?

Peril:.......What?

Joy: Why. You. Not. Want. To. Burn?

Peril: Because I hurt everyone around me and I destroy EVERYTHING!

Joy: So you're the hulk.

Peril: Noooooooo

Joy: You're totally the hulk.

Peril: No I'm no-

Joy: PERIL! SMASH!

Peril: Have you even seen ONE marvel movie?

Joy:.........Does Deadpool count?

Peril: No.

Joy: Then no.

Joy: Why do you like Clay?

Peril: OHMYMOONS DID YOU SERIOUSLY EVEN HAVE TO ASK.

Peril: I LOVE hi because he's adorable and cute and protective of his friends and he doesn't burn when I touch him and he hugs me and he's just SUCH A LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL AND I WILL SLAUGHTER ANYONE WHO KEEPS HIM FROM ME.

Joy: This. This is why I ship Cleril. 

Joy: Peril, What do you think of Turtle? Also, I think you have the coolest power. It may seem horrible, but I think it's pretty cool.

Peril: Wait....Some dragons LIKE me?

Joy: Uh, YEAH. You're totally awesome!

Peril: I am?

Joy: DUH.

Peril: Oh. *beams*

Peril: I like Turtle. He's a good friend. FRIEND. THAT'S STILL AMAZING. HE'S MY FRIEND. I HAVE FRIENDS NOW.

Joy: Peril, is your whole generation fire resistance scales or only your dragonets?

Peril:........Um, well, I'M fireproof, obviously, and so is Clay. And Air and Squelch are fire-proof.....?

Joy: Peril, what is it like to have firescales?

Peril: It's like there's a bug crawling on your scales, All. The. Time. And you NEVER get cold. And everything brns, and everyone hates you. 

Joy: You're not hated!

Peril: I got a crocodile thrown at me.

Joy: Clay likes you, Cliff likes you, Ruby likes you NOW, Turtle likes you, heck, MY WHOLE SQUAD LIKES YOU.

Peril: Thanks!

Joy: Who was your only friend before Clay?

Peril:......Does an invisible dragon I invented when I was four count?

Joy: No.

Peril: His name was Mongoose.

Joy: Still no.

Peril: Um.....Osprey? I guess? I didn't have friends.

Joy: Favorite DOD other than Clay? (You HAVE to pick one.)