Joy: SUP SQUAD!
Joy: Today we shall be interviewing the Wings of Fire dragon that gives me THE MOST FEELS. THE ANGSTY. THE STONE. THE ANIMUS.
Joy: STONEMOVER!!!
Stonemover: Hello.
Joy: Wat up Stonemover, I haz a crap ton of questions but imma just ask 4. WHY ARE YOU SO GOD DAMN SCARED OF YOUR MAGIC?! What do you think about Thorn and Smolder being together? Any comments on Darkstalker coming back to life? Would you ever consider coming out of your stone thingy and being AN ACTUAL GOOD DAD TO POOR SUNNY?
Stonemover: I'm scared of my magic because it's too powerful. I didn't want it in the first place, and it makes other dragons want to use and manipulate me and it's brought me nothing but pain and suffering.
Stonemover: I....I don't like Smolder and Thorn together, but I guess if Thorn is happy with him...
Joy: SHE'S NOT, GO BACK TO HER!!!
Stonemover: She doesn't want to see me.
Joy:........*inhales*
Joy: I am so going to be strangling you by the time this interview is over.
Joy: MOVING ON!
Stonemover: I freaked out when Darkstalker came back. And WHJERE DID HE GO, I'M PARANOID NOW.
Joy: Relax, he's gone. Just chilling and eating strawberries now.
Stonemover:.....THAT'S NOT HELPING.
Stonemover: I would love to get out my stone thingy and be a good dad to Sunny.
Joy: Then DO IT.
Stonemover: I don't deserve it. Besides, Sunny's better off without me.
Joy:............*screams*
Joy: why did your name the fox Dinner and what else have you enchanted?
Stonemover: Well, originally, I was going to eat the fix, so I deemed it Dinner, but then it started getting me food, and the name just sort of stuck.
Stonemover: I've enchanted Dinner, the tunnels in the rainforest, and.....
Joy: And what?
Stonemover: I MAY have enchanted Thorn's necklace. It's nothing bad, I swear! I just wanted to make sure she was safe and happy.
Joy:.....WHAT DID YOU DO.
Stonemover: I enchanted it so that I could always sense if she was unhappy or in danger. Seven years of miserable feelings are not great to sense, let me tell you.
Joy: Well, maybe if you were THERE, then she wouldn't have been UNHAPPY.
Joy: DAMMIT THORNMOVER.
Joy: What do you think about Thornmover?
Stonemover: I love it. I love Thorn.
Joy: *shakes him* THEN TELL HER THAT, YOU BIG BLOCK OF SELF LOATHING ORE!!!!
Stonemover: No.
Joy: *groans*What do you think about Sunnyflight, Sunkat, Sunbli, or any other related ships?
Stonemover: No.
Joy: None?
Stonemover: Sunbli is gross. Sunnyflight I disagree with, and I've never met Meerkat, but I know that's the one Sunny likes, so I dislike it.
Joy: Do you ever regret turning yourself into stone?
Stonemover: Every. Day.
Joy: Why don't you just magic away your magic?
YOU ARE READING
Joy Squad
RomanceI've seen so many ship armies for WOF that I figured..... Why not make an Army for Joy? If you don't know who she is, check out my other books and then sign up. Credit to @Zana_Zoola14 for the awesome cover! :)
