Sabriel One Shots

Prank War

There was a prank war going on, sure it was fun, but sometimes it would get too far. The only rule was no pranking Castiel because Dean was overprotective of his boyfriend. 

"GABRIEL!" Dean screamed, Sam peeked out the window to see Dean having a full-blown temper tantrum. Sam widened his eyes at the Impala which was now painted like the Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo, the Words "Mystery Spot Machine" were on the side following the same color scheme as the one from the show. Sam chuckled slightly and watched as Gabriel sauntered next to an angry Dean, Sam watched his hips move and it set him in a trance so he didn't really notice their argument.

...

Dean walked back into the library, he and Gabriel shared a quick glance before Dean dropped an Alka Seltzer in Sam's beer. Gabriel smiled wickedly as his secret lover sat back down in his chair, taking a drink of his beer before going back to his laptop. Gabriel watched Sam burp quietly into his hand once or twice, Gabriel tapped Dean on the arm and pointed at Sam when he did. After a few minutes, they were getting worse and worse, and Dean smiled wide at the discomfort in the other man's face. 

"Hey Sam," Dean said and sputtered a small laugh. 

"YeAAAAAAAA-" Sam responded with a huge burp and Gabriel laughed so hard he fell out of his chair. Sam blushed bright and Dean laughed so hard he started to smack the table, Gabriel tried to stand, holding a hand on his stomach, only to fall back to the floor laughing. 

"Fuck you," Sam whispered fast to avoid burping again. 

"S-S-SaHAHAHAHA," Dean tried to speak but couldn't through his laughter. Sam stood up and stomped to his room angrily while Dean laughed with Gabriel. 

...

Dean was pacing the bunker kitchen, how could he pull a prank on Gabriel. What were things Gabriel valued that he could fuck with? Sleep. Gabriel would be pissed if he was woken up unexpectedly when they traveled in the Impala, he passed out in the back and Sam woke him up. And Sam was met with a firm slap from it, although Gabriel healed it and apologized. Dean crept up to Gabriel's room, walking quietly. He cracked open the door gingerly, Gabriel was curled up with his face pressed into the pillow.

"HEY GABRIEL FIRE!" I screamed from the door, Gabriel stirred awake and someone else shot up from behind Gabriel. It was Sam, they both blinked at me and started to rush out of the bed.

"W-Wait it's a prank but," Dean swallowed, "what the fuck is going on. Christ you two barely have clothes on too."

"Uh," Gabriel frowned.

"It's exactly what it looks like?" Sam said in a questioning tone.

"That's gross," Dean laughed, "so you're fucking? In a relationship? One time thing last night? What's the- the drawing point?"

"Sorry but I don't take after my older brother," Sam shot back at Dean who laughed a little at the remark.

"I know you stole my brother's ass virginity so I had to return the favor," Gabriel said from where he was now sitting on the bed in just boxers. 

"And that's me leaving," Dean said and turned out the door. He didn't shut it behind him, Sam moved and sat next to Gabriel. Sam wrapped his arm around Gabriel and kissed his lips, holding him close to his side.

"I say this finally ends the prank war," Sam whispered.

"Not until I put itching powder in a condom," Gabriel whispered back.

"I will shove an actual jalapeno up your ass," Sam said and Gabriel threw his head back laughing. 

"Promise?" Gabriel joked and Sam laughed. 

"Of course," Sam mocked.  

Short but cute (based of the Might Duck Vine that kills me everytime)