Sam, Gabriel, Castiel, and Dean were all sitting in the living room watching TV. There had been a small flirting battle between Gabriel and Sam, it wasn't genuine flirting it was just suggestive jokes being battered back and forth.
"You sure do suck a lot that'd explain the homosexuality," Sam said as Gabriel had a sucker in his mouth.
"It's candy, I haven't had a penis in my mouth in awhile Sam. I know you're just mad you aren't one of my suckers."
"I'll be sure next time I pick up a candy wrapper to bend over a little extra when you're around."
"Yeah, I'd like to see those giraffe legs in action."
"Only if you make up for your height."
"Oh wouldn't you like to know little Winchester."
"I bet I could make those wings flutter in a way no one ever has."
"You'd like to be in that competition wouldn't you?"
"Baby I'm a fire fighter, find 'em hot and leave 'em wet."
"Is your hose up for that challenge?"
"You must work at the post office Gabe."
"Is it because I see and touch your package pretty boy?"
"Got me."
"I may not go down in history but I will go down on you."
"I may not be a weatherman but you can expect a few inches tonight."
"I like every bone in your body, especially mine."
"Guys enough this is getting gross," Dean says but neither of them seem to hear. They're staring at each other like predators stare at their prey, like they were fighting for dominance with their eyes.
"You're so hot I could roast my meat on you," Sam continued.
"I want you to treat me like an arcade game and play with my joystick."
"We should make a porno, but we don't have to tape it."
"You're so selfish, you get that body the rest of your life and I only want it a few times a week."
"Guys cut it out I'm going to barf," Dean shouted. He was not only grossed out, but the way they looked at each other was like they could pounce on each other at any minute. They stopped talking but they kept looking at each other, lust and intent flooded their eyes.
"Quit looking at each other like that, god it's making me so uncomfortable." Dean complained and Sam looked at Dean with a now annoyed expression.
"It's all a joke Dean chill," Sam scoffed.
"You're giving each other bedroom eyes don't try and tell me it's a joke," Dean sighed. Gabriel and Sam both blushed, Dean looked at their blushes and rolled his eyes.
"Unbelievable," Dean muttered.
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Sabriel One Shots
FanfictionSABRIELLLLL Smut and fluff I have an obsession because who the fuck wouldn't There's a lot of the butt fuckies Do I stop at 100 or what like shit, I delete chapters and then THERE'S SO MANY?
