Lengardiumle-fuck you

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"Are you reading Harry Potter?" Dean asked and looked over Sam's shoulder, Sam nodded and Dean scoffed.

"Don't complain to me about how you can't let laid," Dean giggled. 

"Lengardiumle-fuck you," Sam said and slammed his book closed.

"Whatever dude," Dean turned around.

"Hey! Sam gets laid much more than you think." Gabriel appeared and crossed his arms, Sam blushed slightly.

"What Gabriel?" Dean laughed and turned back around. 

"You heard me doll face," Gabriel told Dean.

"I don't know if I did," Dean smirked at Sam.

"Both of you can shut your traps," Sam mumbled and set his book on the table beside him. 

"How would Gabriel know that Sam?" Dean giggled behind his hands as Sam's blush grew brighter. Sam opened his mouth to say something but then he pursed his lips and looked away. 

"Dean that's a rhetorical question," Sam said and Dean shook his head.

"Why are you talking to Gabriel about your sex life? That's really weird dude, he probably gets off on it." Dean grimaced but still laughed and Gabriel looked at Sam with a crooked grin, Sam gave him a threatening glance.

"I sure do bucko," Gabriel smirks at Sam.

"That's not exactly what's happening," Sam hinted and looked at Gabriel with an amused smile.

"Why are you two looking at each other, what the hell happened?" Dean asked suspiciously.

"Kiddo," Gabriel said, "isn't it obvious? I thought it was by now." 

"What is obvious?" Dean asked and Sam laughed a little bit.

"Us Dean," Sam said with a smile.

"Like... You two are- oh," Dean's face dropped.

"Yeah, is that okay Dean?" Sam asked seriously and Dean nodded.

"It's just- ew what the hell! I didn't need to know you were bangin'." Dean grimaced suddenly, remembering the beginning of the conversation.

"Eh," Gabriel shrugged, "it's happened in the majority of the rooms you visit on a daily basis." 

"Gabe!?" Sam warned with a whisper-shout. 

"Ah come on man," Dean groaned and covered his ears, "just clean up and keep it quiet."

"Good luck with that," Gabriel rolled his eyes.

"Gabriel if you don't close your big mouth you're going to have no sex for a long time," Sam growled. Dean laughed but also held his hand over his mouth in disgust.

"Fine," Gabriel mumbled, "it's just fun to get you both embarrassed." Dean made a childish gagging sound and laughed, Gabriel laughed and kissed Sam's cheek quickly before zapping away again.

"Dear fucking god," Sam groaned and put his head in his hands.

"Where have you two done it so I can get the room sanitized with pure bleach?" Dean asked jokingly, laughing.

"Want an honest answer?" Sam smirked mischievously.

"Ugh not when you smile like that," Dean raised an eyebrow, "but go ahead and tell me."

"The couch, the kitchen counters, dining room table, dining room floor, one of the bookshelves in the library, my room obviously, the back of the Impala, the hood of the Impala, the trunk of the Impala, your bedroom door but not your bed or anything, and the bathrooms. Most of the places we did it more than once." Sam listed and Dean's jaw dropped.

"Ew, what the fuck? How long have you two been together and how often do you guys need to fuck each other? And my baby, that many times?!" Dean said hysterically and Sam giggled.

"We've been together for awhile and sex isn't constant but it's-" Sam sucked in some air through his teeth and looked up at Dean.

"Good to know," Dean said and picked up his car keys, "I'm going for a drive." 

"Have fun," Sam called as the door closed. Sam picked up his book and started to read again, blocking out the conversation that had just happened, even if it made him smile.

"Oh you nerd," Gabriel complained, "don't tell me you're reading while Dean is GONE."

"Welcome back," Sam shut his book and put it back down, "nice to see you too."

"I was just here," Gabriel argued.

"Not formally," Sam replied, "not even a nice kiss hello." 

"You're high maintenance," Gabriel replied and kissed Sam. He tucked some of Sam's hair behind his ear, Sam was the one to pull away first.

"Dean is gone," Gabriel said and sat on Sam's lap. Sam smiled and kissed Gabriel again, Gabriel being quick to pull Sam's shirt off and throwing it across the room. He felt Sam's abs and chest, his hands roaming all over Sam. Sam licked Gabriel's lips pleadingly, begging for entrance, Gabriel opened his mouth and their tongues intertwined. Their kiss was sloppy and heated as Gabriel moved against Sam, they both made quiet noises and Gabriel pulled away causing Sam to whine.

"How long is Dean going to be gone?" Gabriel asked and Sam rolled his eyes.

"I don't fucking know, don't leave me all worked up though." Sam complained and Gabriel laughed, he kissed Sam again and ran his hand through Sam's hair to mess it up. 

"I would never," Gabriel breathed. He snapped all of Sam's and his own clothes off, Sam kept his hands on Gabriel's hips as they moved against each other making them both chafe against their denim. Sam used his wrists to pull off Gabriel's shirt, he unbuckled Gabriel's belt and felt Gabriel through his underwear. Gabriel groaned into Sam's mouth as he did it, Gabriel smiled and snapped his fingers, quiet music started to play. Sam pulled away from Gabriel's lips, continuing to massage his through the fabric.

"So come on, get higher, loosen my lips

Faith and desire and the swing of your hips

Just pull me down hard

And drown me in love

So come on, get higher, loosen my lips

Faith and desire and the swing of your hips

Just pull me down hard

And drown me in love"

"Romantic isn't it?" Sam raised an eyebrow and Gabriel exhaled loudly, he bit his lip and nodded with a small smile. Sam put his hand in Gabriel's underwear and started to stroke him, Gabriel moaned quietly and bit his lip harder. 


"Don't make me beg," Gabriel smirked and Sam chuckled. 

"Sure thing," Sam whispered and kissed Gabriel again. Gabriel stiffened when Sam took his hands to massage his balls, his other hand reaching around him to squeeze his ass. They heard the door open and Gabriel snapped everything back to normal faster than Sam could realize, Dean was standing at the door with Castiel.

"Guess who's back?" Dean said excitedly, Sam was sitting there with his face red and his breath heavy. His lips were swollen and Gabriel was sitting in his lap but facing away from him.

"Sam are you okay?" Castiel asked and Sam cleared his throat, he nodded and then Castiel looked at Gabriel.

"So this is what you meant Dean?" Castiel asked and turned to Dean, searching his eyes for an answer.

"Unfortunately yes Cas," Dean sighed.

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