"No no no no no," Roger walked back and forth, visibly distressed. After the fight Freddie and Alice had, he could only think of calling Roger to help him deal with this matter. "This is not how you guys were suppose to end!" Freddie was so stressed of the whole situation he ended up smoking a cigarette after months laying of it.
There was no one else better to call then Roger, he lived nearby and was willing to meet Freddie at the Winchester bar. Somehow amongst the member, Roger was the go-to person when they need help to win back their wife or girlfriend.
"You should not have lied to her Fred, it's the no 1 rule in relationship. Period," Roger stopped directly in front of Freddie, looking tense.
Letting out a huge sigh Freddie explained himself, "I was just helping some friends hooking up with each other."
"But Jane was there! Everyone knows she has a thing for you Freddie!Everyone---" Roger shrieked shoving Freddie by his left shoulder. Freddie jerked back, Roger was rather physical that day.
"Fucking hell Roger! What the fuck!" hands rubbing his aching shoulder.
"You should've just told Alice, she'd understand." Roger's hands flailing everywhere. "And having your own me time, no way mate. Not in a relationship."
"I just, I need time to myself now and then." Freddie insisted, looking down to his cigarette.
"There's no "me" in a relationship mate. Though I'm sure if you discussed Alice about having me time, she'd understand. She deserved her own me timetoo no?" Impulsively he shoved Freddie lightly on his right shoulder.
"Okay Roger, I get it. Stop shoving me please," Freddie declared again, hands to his chest preparing for any further unnecessary shoving from Roger.
"You fucked up man, you were down right selfish. But hey, no relationship is perfect. You learn and you move on," Roger insisted, his arms folded. Freddie looked to his friend up and down, he reckoned if not a dentist Roger would have made a great therapist.
"All right fine, what do I do now?" Freddie muttered defeated.
"Easy peasy! You march back home, kick the bedroom door and tell her how sorry you are. And for plus points, you bring a fancy bottle of coconut oil, because massaging a woman's feet is the most---" Roger paused his eyes closed now as if recalling a memory. "THE MOST, erotic thing you could ever possibly---"
"No no no, absolutely no foot massages. Alice would kick me before I could even touch her feet," Freddie stood up, taking another puff of his cigarette. "But I will go back home and fuck her raw!"
"Yea boiii! You go get her back!" Roger added, excited now. "Wait no!" Roger held Freddie back. Freddie looked to him confused, "Wait til it starts raining with thunderstorm, for the dramatic effect."
Freddie stared at his friend, indeed Roger had too much shot earlier. He then took a deep breath, pat Roger on the back while mouthing thank you and left.
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Falling For Freddie (Freddie Mercury or Queen Fanfic)
Romansa"Can you sayyyyy... HELLO?" Freddie asked his daughter eagerly. She was so small seating on his chest, she weighed like a feather to him. "Yello..." Elle cried back. Alice leaned to the side of the door, a grin formed on her face. Freddie could comm...
