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"Wrong Send"
I have a habit of taking screenshots of conversations to read them later in my gallery. One morning, around 5am I got bored so I took several screenshots of me and my boyfriend's chat to show them to my friends. I always do that though because his replies are always hilarious. I was probably too sleepy because I haven't had a wink of sleep and I was reviewing for an upcoming examination that i accidentally sent them to my boyfriend's chat. * gasps * Since it would be weird for him to see screenshots of our chat, i thought of a bright idea. He was already sleeping then when I logged into his account for the first time and deleted the screenshots from there. Out of curiosity, I read some of his chats and this one was the most unforgettable.
Chat conversation (Non-verbatim)
Girl: Hey, i have a girl for you. sends picture of girl Isn't she pretty?
Bf: I have a girlfriend..
Girl: So what? She wont know.
Bf: I love her very much
Girl: Meh. You're boring.
Awww. Sobrang natouch ako. I am really grateful to have such a loyal boyfriend even though we are in a long distance relationship. (2185 miles ang gap namin to be exact haha)
P.S To my sometimes grumpy boyfriend, i love you so much! Stay handsome hahaha.
P.P.S Ill tag you if this gets posted
MAEF
2017
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Post taken from//Fb page: FEU Secret Files
Bastos
Nagising ako nang late that day. 7:30 ang klase ko, 7:00 na ako nagising. Pag bangon ko, nakita ko si mama na naglalaba sa banyo.
V:
Ako: 'ma bat di mo naman ako ginising?
Mama: Eh malay ko bang may pasok ka ngayon.
Ako: Tsss. Excuse po muna 'ma, ligo muna ako.
*umalis si mama*
Pasok agad ako sa banyo dala yung tuwalya. Sa sobrang pagmamadali, hindi ko nailock yung pinto. Biglang binuksan ni mama yung pinto para ilagay yung timba sa loob ng banyo.
V:
Ako: Ano ba naman yan 'ma?! Ang bastos naman eh!
Mama: Anong bastos?! E nung bata ka ako pa naghuhugas ng pwet mo! Sumisigaw ka pa noon ng.. "Mahh! Tapos na!!"
Ako: Eh noon po yun.
Mama: WALA NAMANG NAGBAGO SA SIZE AH?! ANO BANG ITINATAGO MO?!?
Grabe siya!!! -____-"
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