Terumi!Male!Reader x RWBY

Special: Gag

Grazama stood in a room with his best buddy, Roman.

Grazama: "Gee, Roman, where did you get such dapper attire?"

Roman: "That's a really good question, Grazama. You see, I had a shopkeeper get this together for me... At gunpoint!"

Grazama: "I see! Where did you obtain your mighty fine hat?"

Roman: "Same place! Also at gunpoint! A week later!"

Grazama: "Wow! And why the hair cut?"

Roman: "Isn't it obvious? To look good! Having one eye covered is really sending out a message to the guy you're robbing that he shouldn't fuck with you!"

Grazama: "But isn't that ultimately detrimental as you have less vision when in combat?"

Roman: "Like it matters to you, snake boy. You have your eyes closed all the time! You're one to talk about 'vision'."

Grazama: "Fair point."

Roman: "Tell me, snake man, what will be my fate?"

Grazama: "How would I know? We've just finished volume two. We still have a few more volumes and a new one coming up."

Roman: "JUST FINISHED?! Man, who's paying this author..."

Grazama: "Nobody!"

Roman: "Wow, that explains a lot. I suppose that means I will be a constant threat to team RWBY and maybe even you in future volumes, huh?"

Grazama: "I doubt it."

Roman: "Huh?! Why?"

Grazama: "Well, if you watched the actual volume two, episode eleven of RWBY then we see that you get your ass kicked by Blake."

Roman: "That was recorded? I mean, bullshit! She only won cuz she got all those dust additions to help her out!"

Grazama: "I mean, I think the dust only sped up the fight to your inevitable defeat."

Roman: "Hey, go fuck yourself"

Grazama: "Fuck me yourself, coward."

Roman: "............"

Grazama: "............."

Roman: "..........."

Grazama: ".........."

Roman: "Uh....."

Grazama: "Yes?"

Roman: "So... Partners! Yeah, partners! Who's your partner, Grazama?"

Grazama: "My partner is Terumi!"

Roman: "My partner is Neo!"

Grazama: "Hey!"

Roman: "Hmm?"

Grazama: "I never asked."

Roman: "I thought it was implied that-"

Grazama: "No."

Roman: "Gee, sorry. Hey-."

Flynt: "Hey, heard you all were talking about how you look, I think we all look pretty funky."

Grazama: "What are you doing here?"

Flynt: "Well, I heard you guys talking down the hall and decided to join you."

Roman: "Yeah... Why?"

Flynt: "We all look pretty similar, so I decided to join in."

Grazama: "Leave."

Flynt: "Woah! Why?"

Grazama: "You're not suppose to show up yet. This is the midway point between volume two and three, so technically it's not volume three. Meaning you're not supposed to show up. At least not yet."

Flynt: "Alright, alright. I get it. I'll leave."

Roman: "So... What are we gonna do now?"

Grazama: "Hmm..."

Roman: "Oh, that reminds me, I have a question."

Grazama: "I get enough questions as is."

Roman: "Probably, but what's one more?"

Grazama: "Was that your question?"

Roman: "What? No!"

Grazama: "Then spit it out."

Roman: :"Ok, ok... Will we ever show up in a gag in this book again?"

Grazama: "Most likely... Not."

Roman: "Why?!"

Grazama: "*shrugs*"

Roman: "Damn... Maybe I should come up with some good last words"

Grazama: "Maybe. Take your time and think."

Roman: "Ok, how much more time till this chapter ends?"

Grazama: "None."

Roman: "What?!"

(A/N: Incase you couldn't tell, this is not part of the actual story. Also I would like to thank everyone for reading this and for supporting me to keep going.")

"What?!" -Roman Torchwick, RWBY