eyes closed~~rants

ranting is my vice

i'm in blackpool right now because my mum wanted to get shells from the beach so yk
i really don't know why blackpool is a massive tourist attraction
yeah i get it has like fifty fairs
but like
it's so dirty?
and disgusting
look here's a picture

who in their right mind would wanna stay there??? or like anywhere here???
blackpool pleasurebeach is cool though
i went with my school as a rewards trip for being a #goodstudent and i got some quality time with my gf and it was just a cute day 10/10 would recommend
but everything else is shit
just putting that out there
the blackpool lights? yeah, you're okay. but in liverpool they put a massive blowup shrek on st george's hall at christmas so which is the better city?
it's just the fact that is place is on my doorstep and people literally come from different countries just to see it
i bet they're majorly disappointed when they arrive
like it's all just so
ew

also before we drove past a shop that was called "the london shop" and i'll let you figure out the problem with that one (hint: it's a different fucking city)
i mean there were signs saying "all stock must go" on the outside so i wonder how it went out of business???
now i just hope there's "the blackpool shop" in london
i'd pay good money for that to be a thing

i've got no internet here either so i'm just trying to entertain myself in different ways
aka blasting the falsettos soundtrack
i hope the people driving past are getting sad from listening to it just like me
i've also been making shitty edit meme things to pass the time
here's one which upset my brother because he found it disturbing

and here's one i'm scared to show him because the previous one upset him

graphic design is my passion guys

the cars driving past are coming really close to our car and it's scaring me
and they're like going so fast that it shakes the car every time they do so
i'm actually like shitting myself
just like
drive slower pls
thank
i mean the ones on the other side of the road are being responsible and driving slow it's literally just the ones on our side
guys you have all the time in the world just slow down ffs

honestly i'm just ranting at this point because i have no signal, no wifi, no nothing
like this is the only thing i can do on my phone without service
so sorry if this ends up really long
but if you read this far then just know that ily
you're precious
you're loved
you're cool
and we should be friends
because i barely have any
anyways we continue my rant

so i'm going to see tøp in manchester in march but i'm scared that the amount of time between now and march isn't enough for me to learn levitate
like it's so fast
too fast if you ask me
i mean it's an amazing song and i love it dearly
but i'd also love to sing along
which is kinda impossible
but we deal
my seats are really close to the stage as well
they're lower tier and they're at the side of the stage but on an angle? if that makes sense? so i'm not next to them, i'm not infront of them, i'm at a good distance.
i'm happy
especially seen as they were £50 each
and i've already said if someone steals our seats before we get there they are literally getting attacked
MY SEAT
NOT YOURS
i'm so hyped for this album though
it's gonna be a fucking bop
but i'm hoping that idkhow are the support acts because 1) dallon and ryan? um? yes. and 2) if they're the support acts then more because will start listening to them and they'll get the recognition they deserve i just gshebebe
also that'd mean we get bop after bop after bop
and i wanna hear choke and modern day cain live
that'd be heavenly
okay i'll talk about something else because there's a big chance you don't give a shit

tram's are weird
because they're trains but people get offended if you called them trains.
because they "go on the road" like yeah trains can go on the road if you try hard enough
i mean that's technically an overturned train
but what's the difference?
i don't see one
they're also like fucking dangerous?
and they're always in places with loads of children
and yeah there's crossings and stuff so that you don't step on the rails
but they don't have those machine's that ding to let you know when one's coming
like a poor blind lady from blackpool probably can't leave her house
because trams are everywhere
and you just have to look for them
either that or she constantly has to have a friend with her
so she doesn't faceplant a tram
but like i can actually see and i still don't go near tramlines
because i've always been told not to go near a train track
and tramlines and train tracks are literally the same thing
so i avoid them at all costs
which is a problem if you go to oben, manchester, or blackpool
because the drivers won't even stop for you if you start crossing at the wrong time
like even if they're 50 years away
they just aggressively honk their horn
like bitch you're the problem
just have buses?
are buses not enough?
are you too fancy for buses?
okay you can tell I'm bored when i'm ranting about trams

where even is my mum gavevdv
i've been left on my own in the car next to a busy cars with unruly drivers and a tram line
and my mother's just gone
fell into the abyss

usually when i'm this bored i just do a random tag or whatever
but ya boi doesn't have wifi
so he can't google one
hnnnnnnng

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