"oh my god we're doomed... boyle looks like a lesbian"
"sir, how would you like to be the first man to ever undress in front of amy santiago?"
"a vase if ya nasty"
"the statistical analysis... it's so beautiful" *sobs*
"seriously back to the porno please"
"aww man, all the orange soda spilled out of my cereal"
"serg? adult parties? i believe they're called orgies"
"i met my wife at an orgy"
"why does my life not always work out perfectly"
"my mother cried the day i was born because she knew she would never be better than me"
"he was either latina, arab, or mexican. but either way: very muslim"
"very nice man" "yes he is, now let's figure out how to destroy him"
"oh, canada, truly odie to america's garfield"
"i hung up after chuckle-bunny"
"euck... that is overtly sexual"
"here's a question for the group: what is the longest funeral you've ever attended? ladies first"
"woah i just started the second season of media content- no spoilers"
"these madam are std's"
"it's the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn't understand cause you're not programmed to feel joy"
"um... what do you look for in a guy?" "i dunno... real stuff... shape of his ass"
"i sound like meryl streep from mamma mia"
"rosa diez, will you have my std?" "i look forward to keeping it forever"
"sounds like you two have a wonderful lesbian vacation planned"
"this is reliable tiddle-taddle"
YOU ARE READING
eyes closed~~rants
Randomi like to believe that i've grown up a lot and then someone brings a balloon into the room and everything changes. the seventh book in the thrilling saga of me being an idiot
