i give y'all a lot of out of context interactions but they made me giggle at the time so they're getting shared
my girlfriend: *puts her arms around my waist*
carly: "OH MY GOD SHE TOUCHED HIS ARSE"
me: *looks at my girlfriend's hands* *looks back up* where do you think my arse is?
YOU ARE READING
eyes closed~~rants
Randomi like to believe that i've grown up a lot and then someone brings a balloon into the room and everything changes. the seventh book in the thrilling saga of me being an idiot
