eyes closed~~rants

comin @ u nick kroll

BIG MOUTH SPOILERS AHEAD YO LIKE PROCEED WITH CAUTION OR WHATEVER

for the third season of big mouth i need more matthew content

like yeah we got quite a bit in season 2

but like

i feel like matthew just gets pushed to the side a lil and he gets treated like lola but matthew can actually have a decent story arc whereas lola can't

she's just your iconic bitch

and yeah matthew is a bitch but that episode where they were at guy town made me realise he can develop so much and he needs to

and then the two parter with the shame monster really solidified that

my baby has problems that he can learn from and i need him to learn from them aaaaah

i also just wanna see him happy

like i wanna see him have a boyfriend

and i guess now that jay's bi (???) now there's a possibility of them getting together cause they did make out yk

but idk i don't think jay would be good for him like in the whole mental health department

but then again they are very similar

jay's just more masculine and more horny

honestly idk what i want and idk if i care who matthew dates

i just need to see him happy

you see him being mean and then smiling about it but that's not happiness

like they literally highlight the fact that the boys don't like him cause he's gay and can't talk about girls with them, and the girls don't like him cause yeah they can talk about boys but he's a boy so it's weird

and he gets so fucking sad about it

i'm also fed up of nick having shitty hormone monsters

so i'm glad that he's got connie as a hormone monster cause then she can redeem herself and he can actually go through puberty

i just feel bad for him honestly

and i just want missy and andrew to get back together

they need to

they were so cute together and they stole it from us like an episode after they started dating

also

jesus i'm going on a bit

but i want jessi's mum and dad to make up

cause it wasn't her dad's fault she got high

she literally pushed andrew to take the edibles with her and she was the one who found them and she knew exactly what they were and for fucks sake

i just don't want her to live with her mum

i don't like her mum

her dad is better

and i know her mum cares about her

but it just comes off like her dad loves her more and would sacrifice more for her

like he moved out of his apartment complex because it was a dangerous place for her to come visit

like if that isn't love then i don't know what is

okay i'll stop talking about big mouth now

but you know i'll be attacking nick kroll and john mulaney with this shit until season 3 comes out