my director is mood, is he not?
"if i was paying most of you, i'd fire you."
"most people i work with just say 'craig what do you want us to do' wait don't call me craig it's gaffo"
"i am a critically acclaimed 5 star director when i tell you you're a gang of mings you probably are"
"now to do a beyonce" *stands on a chair*
"emily come do a beyonce with me" *orders emily to stand on the chair*
"meghan if you don't put your leg down in 5 seconds i'll hang you from the ceiling by your big toe"
"ready, oi, shut up, and oi mings all mean the same thing"
"it's like a line dance kinda style, yknow, yeehaw or whatever"
"it's devastating to think you lot are a generation that have lived without fergie and destiny's child"
some kid: "what's an ensemble?"
"so you know when wicked was here and the school went and took a few people to see it?"
some kid: "what's wicked?"
*sits in the corner and screams* "THE GREEN LADY"
"oh god there was a lot of sexual innuendo in that scene"
"guys, please don't be bitches backstage i swear to god just be nice"
YOU ARE READING
eyes closed~~rants
Randomi like to believe that i've grown up a lot and then someone brings a balloon into the room and everything changes. the seventh book in the thrilling saga of me being an idiot
