i'm bored so i'm gonna summarise all of the musicals in my musicals playlist on spotify really badly
i've literally got nothing better to do
dear evan hansen- boy loves trees and decides to write some boy's suicide note. he really likes to play pretend
wicked- racism towards green women
the book of mormon- two christian boys go on an adventure to uganda filled with aids, anal, and frog fucking
matilda- tiny children start a rebellion feat. child abuse and neglect
heathers- murder set in the 80s that you're supposed to find attractive
falsettos- gay man abuses his straight family and causes the untimely death of his lover because he has a strong distaste for condoms
something rotten- shakespeare but gayer
waitress- pregnant woman fucks her doctor and really loves pie
mean girls- the popular girls decide to be nice and it all blows up in their faces
the greatest showman- a shitty conman but it's all okay cause he can dance and sing real good
spongebob the musical- everyone's gonna die but spongebob sings a song about positivity and it's fine. there's also racism towards squirrels and the whole of texas
hedwig and the angry inch- sad fucked up woman on tour™️
tuck everlasting- boy can live forever, girl want to live forever, boy give her the ability to live forever, girl dies
amélie- shy woman moves to paris and subtly flirts with this man but wants to do good for people so she gets rid of her dad's garden gnome
mamma mia- too many daddies, too little time, a biography by abba
legally blonde- dumb chick goes to harvard, gets smart, gets hit on by an old man, gets yeeted out of harvard, dora the explorer and a lesbian take her back to harvard, she gets married
you're welcome
YOU ARE READING
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