John's P.O.V
"Where the hell is Lafayette?" I heard a sudden shriek. I rolled to my side, hitting the wooden deck of my bed and looking up at a devastated Alexander. "Gone," I mumbled and rolled back on my other side. "John!" Alexander barked. I groaned. "Look. He's an attractive man," I began. "He probably swooped up the last girl that talked to him and f*cked her," I waved off and snuggled into my pillow.
"You do realize that the last girl he talked to was Y/N, right?" He asked with a loud voice. "What?!" I yelped as I turned around and fell off my bed. "He did what now?!" I yelled angerly. "If I follow your train of thoughts; He swooped Y/N up and f*cked her," Alexander clarified with loads of hand gestures. "He wouldn't do that," I mumbled with narrowed eyes.
"May I add that he was drunk AF?!" He added. "F*ck," I grunted as I pushed myself up. "That's why he's not here," Alexander sighed. "Let's go and talk to Maria," He suggested as I shook my head. "She would've slept with someone herself," I groaned. "F*ck!" I concluded after a moment of silence.
"Why do you care so much?" He asked as I cocked an eyebrow. "I care about Lafayette. Have you seen Y/N? You could probably lose a few brain cells just by looking at her. If he's put his d*ck in her, can you imagine what kind of brain damage he would have?" I asked with wide eyes. "Now you're just being ridiculous," Alexander sneered as he rolled his eyes.
"I think you're more concerned that you didn't hurl her in," He snuck in. "NO!" I argued back as he let out a chuckle. "Let's go to Lafayette's rental," I barked as I stepped outside. "You're the boss," He chuckled lightly as he followed me towards the horse stables.
When we arrived at Lafayette's doorstep, we tied up both of our horses and stood before the door. "You gonna knock or what?" Alexander finally stated after standing there for a minute. I hissed at him as I loudly banged on the door, only for it to creak open. I pushed it open even more and looked inside. Alexander ended up walking past me into the house. "Alexander," I shout-whispered.
He looked around for a second and then stepped towards the living room. I exhaled and followed him. When I entered the living room, I saw what I already knew what I was going to see. "For f*ck's sake," I exhaled as I looked at Y/N, sitting on the ground, ripping pages out a book and folding them into figures. She still had the same clothes on as yesterday.
"Hey, Y/N," Alexander awkwardly greeted and waved a bit. Y/N looked up and smiled. "Hey, Alexander and Laurens!" She beamed as she waved her whole arm at us. "Where's Lafayette?" Alexander proceeded to ask. Y/N pointed to the couch all the way in the corner. There, Lafayette laid there sloppily. He still had his whole uniform on, except for his boots.
"What happened?" Alexander proceeded to ask as he sat down beside Y/N. "Oh! Lafayette kissed me in the bar," She began. Alexander exhaled and mumbled a quick: 'Of course, he would,'
"Then he brought me here and kept kissing me until he fell asleep on top of me," She continued sheepishly. "So I brought him to his couch and laid him down," She finished. I sighed. "Sounds like Lafayette, he can't keep his energy up for an hour or two after he's drunk," I hissed and crossed my arms.
"Let's get you back to Maria's place," I sneered as I grabbed her by her arm and jerked her up. "Maria's not home, remember?" Alexander smirked as I facepalmed myself. "F*CK!" I yelled. We heard a sudden thud. We all looked towards the couch and saw Lafayette curse in French.
"Good morning!" Y/N greeted with a smile as she waved at him. "I'm going to kill you," I hissed at her. "Don't," Alexander threatened.
After we got Lafayette on his feet, we walked outside. Then we were met by a problem. "My horse is bigger John. Lafayette needs to go with me and Y/N needs to sit in front of you," Alexander argued with me. "Let's just swap horses," I whined. Alexander scoffed. "John, you can't take my horse. It's MY horse," Alexander pointed out.
"F-hine," I spat and walked towards my horse. I waited for Y/N to step on my horse. With much effort, she managed to get on it. I groaned in annoyance and stepped on as well. "You ready?" Alexander asked as Lafayette sleepily leaned on him.
"Ugh," I confirmed and pulled on the reigns.
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